I just got a fucking Virus
 

time to Format C:

Who remembers going into sears and hiting 'format c:' back in the day???

Yea, whenever my car needs an oil change I replace the engine
and repaint the whole thing to.

lol, I've used that comparison before, but most people are just too lazy to fix so they start "fresh".

whenever my computer is infected i buy a new one:1orglaugh

Sars?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

when my girl doesn't wanna fuck me, I buy a new one...

Think i'll have to start again.


I get 5mins of online time, then it cuts out... :mad:

Hey, I wrote that virus.










j/k. :winkwink:

Fucking virus... I did format 3 time in this year....:BangBang:

http://www.trackzapper.com

This is the best Spyware/Adware remover available. It also goes by the name Bulletproof. Either of them will do. Both have a 7 day free trial that will have you back to normal in no time.

:1orglaugh

LMAO,

A couple years ago I went through at least 20 computers at a staples

Start -> Run -> Win.ini -> Clear -> Save

then I went down the line and rebooted all of them

:winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck..... any chance these spyware programs are beating the fixer programs?

My Norton Antivirus (NAV) was up to date and it got the viruses but none of my spyware programs seem to be able to eradicate the fucker once and for all.

Its a dialer program adware that seems to download trojans onto my pc. I can nuke em with NAV but the dialer is still alive.

Ive got the following spyware programs installed:

Ad-aware
Spy Sweeper
TZ TrackZapper

Sasser.A.?
I had it yesterday. You need a www.w.i.n.d.o.w.s.update.com and www.norton.com - fixing it takes 10mins.

Finally, a thinker.

Symantec also has a free tool for Sasser.
http://securityresponse.symantec.com...r/FxSasser.exe

Yesteryears, when you say that, they'll rush you to the hospital! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I used to do it all the time...

here is something you all will love...go to compusa to the computer department, set all the screen savers to have passwords and set the scrolling mar-quee screen saver to "poop=love"....do them one at a time and start the one to start in 20 minutes, and then in 1 minute intervals work your way through all of them....hopefully if it all works out you can get them all the say poop=love at the same time....

we have done that a few times, it is fucking great to head to the other side of the store, and watch the employees frantically try and change them

I think you must have it vaccinated :winkwink: