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SmutGiant 04-30-2004 01:10 PM

How long does Marijuana stay in your blood for?
 
...until it wont show up on a drug test? Just curious.

AWC 04-30-2004 01:14 PM

is McDonalds testing?

High Quality 04-30-2004 01:15 PM

24 days. You can drink a shitload of cranberry juice to get rid of it tho. Like 2 gallons will do it.

SmutGiant 04-30-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
is McDonalds testing?
lol

jmarzlak 04-30-2004 01:16 PM

depends, if you smoke almost everyday, a month, if you smoke like once a month like 3 days

steffie 04-30-2004 01:16 PM

6 month with Hair testing

Hey I watch Judge Judy


LOL

ztik 04-30-2004 01:17 PM

it really depends on your body. anywhere from 3-60 days

okny 04-30-2004 01:17 PM

About a month, depending on how long you have been smoking for. If you are a heavy smoker for atleast 3 years plus, it will stay in your system for over 6 months but you can buy something online to clear your blood within 5 day process.

Gheenz 04-30-2004 01:17 PM

Shave your head too! (Just in case)

SmutGiant 04-30-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
24 days. You can drink a shitload of cranberry juice to get rid of it tho. Like 2 gallons will do it.
damn... too late, test has been done already... was just curious.

69pornlinks 04-30-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steffie
6 month with Hair testing

Hey I watch Judge Judy


LOL

what she said, but only the feds go this far.30 days in system but you can flush your system the nite before..just drink alot of water and give them your 1st piss in the morring

SmutGiant 04-30-2004 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jmarzlak
depends, if you smoke almost everyday, a month, if you smoke like once a month like 3 days
I only smoke a couple of times a month, but I smoked 2 days ago and had a blood/urine test today.

mindoza 04-30-2004 01:19 PM

typically without alt it 30 days for pee test (easy to falsely test clean) Up to 90 days in blood(cant fix that)

For hair 6 months yes but I read that it could be up to a year!

kimzar 04-30-2004 01:19 PM

6 months if testing by hair
2-3 weeks by blood
it think

detoxed 04-30-2004 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
what she said, but only the feds go this far.30 days in system but you can flush your system the nite before..just drink alot of water and give them your 1st piss in the morring
HAH! Never give them your first piss in the morning

mindoza 04-30-2004 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
I only smoke a couple of times a month, but I smoked 2 days ago and had a blood/urine test today.
sorry but you are prob going to test positive.

69pornlinks 04-30-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
HAH! Never give them your first piss in the morning
:Graucho

Diabolical Cord 04-30-2004 01:29 PM

I smoked about 5 times six months ago. I'm going in for a drug test in a week or so. I should be clear.

jimmyf 04-30-2004 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
24 days. You can drink a shitload of cranberry juice to get rid of it tho. Like 2 gallons will do it.
that's a lot of cranberry juice :1orglaugh

Giorgio_Xo 04-30-2004 01:43 PM

Not long enough...

cool1 04-30-2004 01:55 PM

Approximate Drug Detection Time in Urine:
Alcohol 1-2 days
Amphetamines (crystal, Ice, crank, methamphetamines) 5-7 days
Barbituates Short-Acting (ie. secobarbital) 1-2 days
Barbituates Long-Acting (ie. phenobarbital) 2-3 weeks
Benzodiazepines (Librium®,Valium®,Serax,Xanax®) 2-30 days
Cannabinoids (THC,Marijuana) 20-90 days
Clenbuterol 2-4 days
Cocaine (Crack) 3-5 days
Codeine 2-5 days
Euphorics (MDMA, Ecstasy) 3-7 days
LSD 1-4 days
Methadone 3-5 days
Methaqualone (Quaalude) l-14 days
Opiates (heroin, Vicode, morphine, codeine) 2-7 days
Phencyclidine (PCP, Angel Dust) 1-30 days
Phenobarbital 10-20 days
Propoxyphene (Darvon) 1-3 days
Psilocybin (mushrooms) 3-5
Steroids (anabolic) oral 14 days

Detection Time is the number of days after intake of a drug that an individual would be expected to excrete detectable levels of drug metabolite in urine

TweetyBird 04-30-2004 01:55 PM

it stays for a while, I think it's at least 3 weeks

Tuna 04-30-2004 02:12 PM

ive heard 21 days for light users

Strife 04-30-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mindoza
sorry but you are prob going to test positive.

Yup, you're pretty much screwed

GonePhishing 04-30-2004 02:44 PM

Drink a bottle of gold seal just hours before the test. Don't piss any out until the test. Clean sailing unless of course they test for Gold Seal too.

CraveContent 04-30-2004 02:48 PM

Or you can move to BC where bud is are national flower :)

Lucy 04-30-2004 02:53 PM

I heard that it can stay in your blood for months:winkwink:

Paul Waters 04-30-2004 03:23 PM

When I read shit like this, I feel sorry for you 'mericans.

Home of the 'fraid, living in fear [of your employers and government].

Is it illegal for a 'merican to toke in Amsterdam, or Jamaica?

:rasta

arial 04-30-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
I only smoke a couple of times a month, but I smoked 2 days ago and had a blood/urine test today.
You failed.

Jimbo 04-30-2004 03:29 PM

3 months or something

DirtyDanza 04-30-2004 03:37 PM

well acutually weed stays in your system about 2 months hair and blood.. although it turns to marijuanna metabolite.. before that is marijuanna carbonite... metabolite will only show it they surch for it... you might be ok with as little as you smoke

TheEnforcer 04-30-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
When I read shit like this, I feel sorry for you 'mericans.

Home of the 'fraid, living in fear [of your employers and government].

Is it illegal for a 'merican to toke in Amsterdam, or Jamaica?

:rasta

In Amsterdam, no, it is not illegal.

In Jamaica it is illegal though they generally don't do shit about it.

reynold 04-30-2004 07:50 PM

They say it still can be traced months after you last used it.

DreamCumTrue 04-30-2004 07:50 PM

it stays in the root of your hair for 3 months

Living For Today 04-30-2004 07:52 PM

up to 6 months after youve used it. thats why my mate didnt get into the army reserves ;)

SuckOnThis 04-30-2004 08:30 PM

Damn you guys are misinformed. Marijuana stays in your blood for a total of no more than 8 hours, it is then stored in your fatty cells for approximately 2-3 weeks and is detectable in your urine for that time.

Blood tests are given to determine if you are actually high at the time of the test.

myjah 04-30-2004 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
Damn you guys are misinformed. Marijuana stays in your blood for a total of no more than 8 hours, it is then stored in your fatty cells for approximately 2-3 weeks and is detectable in your urine for that time.

Blood tests are given to determine if you are actually high at the time of the test.

learn something new everyday

newsdude 04-30-2004 08:50 PM

Very informative!

Sosa 04-30-2004 08:53 PM

yer fucking fucked!

baddog 04-30-2004 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mindoza
sorry but you are prob going to test positive.
yep

gwilkins 04-30-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dirty_DS
well acutually weed stays in your system about 2 months hair and blood.. although it turns to marijuanna metabolite.. before that is marijuanna carbonite... metabolite will only show it they surch for it... you might be ok with as little as you smoke
You might want to check the books on that :helpme

serious 04-30-2004 08:59 PM

whos testing ya?

SmutGiant 04-30-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious
whos testing ya?
I've been feeling depressed for a little while and wanted to see if it was a real case of depression or not, so I went to see a doctor. He said before I get any help or put me on anti depressents they have to make sure i'm not using drugs etc. that could mess me up with the prescribed drugs.

pure energy 04-30-2004 10:35 PM

There's no way you can flush that down easily, I think.

Babagirls 04-30-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
what she said, but only the feds go this far.30 days in system but you can flush your system the nite before..just drink alot of water and give them your 1st piss in the morring
^ that has been tested by myself and worked :thumbsup

silent moan 04-30-2004 10:55 PM

I don't know I havn't take that stuff yet

SlickRick 04-30-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
24 days. You can drink a shitload of cranberry juice to get rid of it tho. Like 2 gallons will do it.
LOL funny, he'll be on the tolet all damn weekend if he drinks like 2 gallons...


I hear green tea works


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