Lensman, did you & Luke kiss and makeup?
 

Gene Ross on http://********.com/read.aspx?ID=3411 said:
"Porn Valley- My sources tell me that Luke Ford will be returning to adultbeat.com"

Ive only read his stuff twice, but he makes interesting posts here, so i would like to see him back

By the way, Luke would make a very good *Miss GFY* judge.:winkwink:

Yeah, he def. would.

CONFUCY FOR ADULTBEAT!

damn I was going to say, has peaches posted in here yet.

But she beat me to it and posted.

Microchick, you have some MAJOR fans. Rarely does it take 5 mins for the post.

tbabe, before the misunderstanding with AVN, LF was doing an excellent job covering the HIV news. I hope he is still staying in touch with the main parties: Bianca Biaggi - the alleged Brazilian pornstar who was HIV positive; Darren James - the unfortunate American pornstar who had unprotected sex with Bianca and is now HIV positive; Lara Roxx - now HIV positive after having sex with Darren; and Jessica Dee, the latest porn lady to test HIV positive. I hope the list ends here.

Dear Adultbeat.com

Hook me up with the moving expenses and pay for a three bedroom home in the non-negro part of Sacramento and pay me with 50,000 exits and 50,000 404's a day traffic to my black amateur site and you'll have yourself a new w r i t e r PLUS a top notch LEAD ebony consultant for your ebony division.

I'll also require an expense account so that I can fly to the midwest and visit my kids once a month and pay for my hotel and rental car for three days.


my icq is 120838664 and I look forward to hearing from you.

PEACHES FOR MISS O-PRANO!

I'm already the Most Shaggable Webmistress for 2002 and Asshole of the Year for 2003 - I'd like to give others a chance to win something, lol! But hey, I get neat prizes, so if elected, I shall serve :1orglaugh

You think so?

Yep, honestly, I'd rather see Confucy in the job.

I think if you give Luke a raise, he will do less cutting and pasting. But I for one like a little cut & paste action. It saves me from running from site to site to catch up on the adult news.

Her writing is MUCH better than Duck's. The only problem I see is that she likes to make things up and hope there's a shred of truth in them. 99% of the time she's wrong and I suspect she could open Lens up for legal trouble. If she could keep on her medication and deal only with FACTS and not try to label her delusions as truth, she'd be a MUCH more interesting read than Duck :)

Now, if she could get her own site and not have to worry about dragging someone down with her, reading her delusions would be highly entertaining :)

I still think you'd be much better for the job. Without a doubt.

Peaches, I felt like I had my own site when I was on O-prano.

Serge & Mike gave me freedom to post what I wanted. However, if you give me too many meds, I will have nothing to say. I will never have that kind of freedom again on any board.

Those posts also cost you $5000. :winkwink:

Ill start a board and let you say any damn thing you want.

http://www.*****************.com could use a vbulletin script!

:Graucho

Peaches, what is $5,000? It's all relative, and the game isn't over. The fun stuff is off the boards.

More delusions. :1orglaugh

Fletch, sometimes starting your own board can make you money, but at the same time, make you dull. Brad Shaw was much more controversial when he posted on GFY. He has become rather conservative now that he has his own board with sponsors, employees, and a partner.

When Luke Ford had his own site, lukeford.com, he did some wild investigative reporting. He was being threatened daily, and he even was insured with Lloyds of London for a while until the premiums went sky high. I would love to see him open his own website once again.

JimmyD, adult column hahahahahar, who did a radio show with Luke, says:

"Why has AdultBeat gone silent in a time when people in this industry are desperately searching for information? Porn people want answers! They want news! They want advice and suggestions and opinions and commentary! They want anything that might qualm their fears and concerns or spark solutions or, at the very least, help them understand that porn's "end of days" might not be upon them!"

Whoops! Forgot that GFY doesn't like the *w r i t e r* word!

Lee Noga from leenoga.com says: "Luke always lands on his feet, I have NO worries."

So Lensman, when is Luke returning? I need my gossip fix, and nobody does it better than Luke. He mixes the real with the unreal. And Lens, he loves you! He said you were a good bossman. :thumbsup

CONFUCY FOR ADULTBEAT!

I can assure you if I started a board, I would not change, in fact, id be MORe myself, and definitely would not be doing like brad Shaw, I heard he is changing peoples posts, and just all around being a kid when it comes to some posting there.

I honestly have NEVER even read a thread on his board, and from what I have heard from others, its not worth it.

ill throw a board on that domain for shits and giggles.

i assure you I will not change ;)

you can post your most intimate thoughts there...





:thumbsup

Whats JimmyD writing about wanting Luke back after stabbing em in the back with literary pixel blades?

He on crack now?

I didn't see any reference to wanting Luke back in what Confucy posted.... :eek7

CONFUCY FOR ADULTBEAT!

Same shit different day!!! :1orglaugh

Alien, JimmyD and Luke were good friends at one time.

I think they both have a lot to say, and due to some misunderstandings, they have taken little stabs at each other in their columns. I prefer to remember the days when Luke visited Jimmy's movie sets, and they had great fun. I'm sure those days will return.

You know what it is like when you are off the boards. People don't bring their entire lives to pornboards. Lots of stuff is happening every day which is *off the record*...there's that phrase again! OFF THE RECORD!

Loryn, hello.

Why don't you put on your *w r i t e r* hat and fill in for Luke.

Can you cut & paste? There you go!

booorrrring

High Quality, I would consider changing your name. I just scanned your last 100 posts, and you are an expert at saying three or four words and moving on.

When you start to contribute some substance to your posts, then you can call me boring.:321GFY

Of course Jimmy liked Luke on the set...

Promo, promo, promo.
$ $ $

lol are the majority of black people still live in the "hood"..!? if so.. something is wrong here... :2 cents:

No, Alien, it was more than just promo. Did you ever listen to them on the radio? They had and have very different styles, and they disagreed on many topics, but there was a special chemistry.

What's up with you? Are you free-lansing? What was it like working for FantasyMan?

I need a kiss

And therein lies the problem . . . you accept gossip as gospel, and then espouse it as such.

Stick with the facts, they may not be as exciting, but you might find reality can be quite entertaining.

are you getting paid a commission as his campaign manager?

Doggy, there is true gossip and there is false gossip.

I prefer the truth. I don't like gossip that hurts people. Some things should remain private.

I am nobody's paid messenger. I recall, bigdoggy, that you recently went from board to board talking about the klixxx article, and the O-prano webmasters called you on your bullshit. You left and came back with a new presentation about your background.

Now was that bullshit or gossip you were spreading about yourself? If you were telling the truth, why did you then change your story for O-prano?

You are so proud of your 10,000 posts, which look to me to be pure BS. It's the quality of the posts, shithead! Not one-liners to fill up your scorecard.

Both presentations of my background were true and accurate. If you are so ignorant that you can not detect sarcasm when you read it then that is your own personal problem.

If you think my posts are primarily one-liners, then you really should back off on your meds.

Dog, I noticed your *attempt* at sarcasm, but the bigger O-prano dogs gave you such a bad time that you returned to kiss Serge's ass by sitting him up for some art work...which turned out to be very over-priced. Sometimes, baddog you just can't win from losing.

You try too hard. What happened to the laid back dog I use to know? RELAX. Nasty remarks from you to me don't look good on you. Christ, I hate to think how many times I have said nice things about you on the boards. Then you started attacking me and calling me names. I guess it is just easier to join the *hate confucy* group than to accept me as a human being who has feelings just like you.

Again, this thread was an open quesiton to Lensman. I wanted to find out if Gene Ross was posting true or untrue gossip.

Why don't you stick to the subject and do some investigative research to find out what is going to happen to adultbeat.com.

Since when did you care? You decided that Gene Ross knew more than Lensman did about Lensman's own advertising at AVN even after you read Lenman's response. Ergo, whatever Lensman says in this thread, you will ignore. Why should he bother making comments when you ignore them?

Serge likes his ass kissed.
Only if its nice and slow though.:1orglaugh

Kool thing is ya goto pay to!

He is very equal opportunity.:glugglug

Peaches, you accept Serge's sarcasm and bullshit. You accept baddog's claim that he was just being sarcastic. Why can't I have my sarcastic moments, too. You change the rules for me. Lensman said on Hammer's radio show that when the AVN reporter on the spearkerphone said, *off the record,* that he (Lensman) expected LF to accept it.

I can buy that. This thread is a question about whether or not Luke and Lensman worked out the situation.

Go play in the dirt with baddog. My god, Peaches. Your board stalking is becoming downright scary. Don't you have better things to do with your time? I'm really becoming concerned about you.

I'll try this one more time, then I'm going out for the night:

You came here and asked a question and said you wanted Lensman to answer it. It was based on something Gene Ross printed. Lensman already responded in another one of your threads about something Ross printed and you sided with Ross. Why would Lensman waste his time answering you when you've already refused to believe him over Ross?

Don't flatter yourself as far as "stalking" you, lol! If I run across one of your consistently neurotic posts, I comment on it. You are the one starting the threads. You are the one begging for attention on adult message boards even though you have no adult sites, no content, no ANYTHING that has to do with the adult industry. You are a bored old lady who is afraid to leave your house and the internet and ham radio are all you have for companionship. Your own family won't even spend holidays with you. I am merely giving you exactly what you want - attention! Be careful - if I stop, then you'll have to find it elsewhere and we all know how ugly and nasty you become when you feel you're not getting enough attention! :1orglaugh

Listen Confused, I am not sure why I waste my time with you, but just so you have a clear understanding on the art deal.

A very dear friend of mine sells art, I help her. I had posted at 0pran0 about an auction her gallery was having. Serge stated he had a thing for Dali, but only wanted originals. I found him an original.

The point of my making him aware of it had nothing to do with what anyone anywhere thought of my Klixxx interview, but rather my attempting to help a friend.

Now, why don't you :321GFY

Peaches, if that is how you see me, I don't plan to change your mind. If it is much easier for you believe hateful things about me, then continue to do so. But if you see my name on a thread, I suggest you keep your fat ass out of my thread. You carry hatred with you, and it is a shame you feel the need to attack me every time you see me. You know nothing about me but hearsay. If you are a rumor-monger, than God help you.

As far as Gene Ross goes, I don't know if what he says is true or not. If I thought it was absolutely the truth, I wouldn't bother to come here and ask Lensman.

Regarding my last thread, I have an AVN source who is a friend who told me that it was true. Should I believe my friend, or should I believe a board owner whose board I like and use? It's a difficult call. I don't really care what the answer is. Two people with two different opinions!

There were some interesting conversations concerning telephone laws, etc. that came about because of the speakerphone subject. It sure beats talking about Paris Hilton, your desktop, or the latest hoochy pic.

Damn, did the pharmacy close or what?