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Denis_SC 04-30-2004 10:38 AM

Y Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, Or 12
 
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

:1orglaugh

Sosa 04-30-2004 10:43 AM

old but still funny

asuna 04-30-2004 10:49 AM

haha nice, forgot that one

Jive 04-30-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
haha nice, forgot that one

Topic: Y Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, Or 12

family packs? grand dad still thinks he's active..

jhauser 04-30-2004 10:56 AM

:1orglaugh I hear married men get it all the time. :winkwink:

Thong Sniper 04-30-2004 10:58 AM

married men use condoms?:eek2

DR_PHIL 04-30-2004 11:03 AM

only if u have a porn star wife

yuvalus 04-30-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Denis_SC
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

:1orglaugh

funny

foolio 04-30-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
married men use condoms?:eek2
onky if they do double anal in LA :2 cents:

SS396chevelleSS 04-30-2004 11:25 AM

very old, i remember hearing that when i was about 10

Firehorse 04-30-2004 11:28 AM

Old but still funny! :1orglaugh


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