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DarkJedi 04-30-2004 08:56 AM

I can't sexually satisfy my GF. Am I fucked?
 
Chick is a goddamned nympho and wants it 3x a day! That's AFTER work! :helpme

What to do!!

SlickCash Sarah 04-30-2004 09:00 AM

I wouldnt complain about that for a second....Quite the contrary complaint for most men!

axelcat 04-30-2004 09:02 AM

just do it and enjoy it

ProfitPrograms 04-30-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Chick is a goddamned nympho and wants it 3x a day! That's AFTER work! :helpme

What to do!!

viagra or the host of others that are out now...

mpahlca 04-30-2004 09:04 AM

Yes you are, even if you get viagra, cyalis, and every other one of those she will still want more, no chance sorry dude!

Kard63 04-30-2004 09:05 AM

As always, no adequate answer can be given unless you post some pics.

Firehorse 04-30-2004 09:05 AM

You are a lucky man! :Graucho

DarkJedi 04-30-2004 09:06 AM

She's not some trailer slut, either. She's a fucking PETROLEUM ENGINEER. My dick feels like a salisbury steak.

=^..^= 04-30-2004 09:06 AM

tell her you have a headache :1orglaugh

James White 04-30-2004 09:06 AM

Hourly viagra dosage!

LadyMischief 04-30-2004 09:07 AM

Buy her a sybian.

The Heron 04-30-2004 09:08 AM

Hire me as a stunt cock for when you need a break!

yuvalus 04-30-2004 09:08 AM

two things:
a. congrats man! this is everyman wish!
b. buy some viagra

zzgundamnzz 04-30-2004 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Buy her a sybian.
Buy her a sybian complete with all the accessories. Or a Male Real Doll with gyrating hips :Graucho

DarkJedi 04-30-2004 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
tell her you have a headache :1orglaugh

LOL :Graucho

C_U_Next_Tuesday 04-30-2004 09:10 AM

get the fuck off the computer and fuck her for chirsts sake...If my man sat on the computer on GFY instead of giving me sex.. the computer would get a sledge hammer.:2 cents:

sean416 04-30-2004 09:11 AM

I'm in the same situation dude... never thought I'd be telling a woman "I have a head ache" or "im really tired" sometimes it gets to the point where I wish she was cheating on me on a physical level lol.

alexg 04-30-2004 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
tell her you have a headache :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

okny 04-30-2004 09:13 AM

Hey if you can't give it to her 3x times a day, somebody else will :winkwink:

hydro 04-30-2004 09:15 AM

give her oral, that you can do laying down. Or get a vibrating dildo and then keep 1 hand on the keyboard :thumbsup

dropped9 04-30-2004 09:20 AM

Invest in some toys....

strobi 04-30-2004 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Chick is a goddamned nympho and wants it 3x a day! That's AFTER work! :helpme

What to do!!

beware.. 3 times a day grows old very soon.:( Believe me. Most people dream of 3 times sex/day nut it's not that amazing after a few years...

JamesK 04-30-2004 09:25 AM

Sell her :Graucho

DR_PHIL 04-30-2004 09:28 AM

yep..dont even complain :)

Praguer 04-30-2004 10:04 AM

Fuck her the first time, give her a nice lick the second and so on...

She will appreciate it :thumbsup

lesbodojo 04-30-2004 10:17 AM

You're lucky. Stop complianing and try to keep up with your girly.:winkwink:

StacyCat 04-30-2004 10:17 AM

Ya know, I think this problem is more common than most think.

I want sex much more than my boyfriend. Its the girls choice if she wants to stay with you besides not getting the sex that she wants, or if the relationship is worth ruining to get more sex.

Im in the last category, but i still want to get it 5 times a week (I actually want it a lot more, but he wont give it to me.) If the frequency drops to an unmanigable level, we might have to talk.

so, talk with her, say how often you want it, see if you can compromise.

WPProphet 04-30-2004 10:22 AM

Start asking for bjs 3 times a day! Ask at really bad times too, like when she's getting ready for work or about to eat, or really has to do something. When she says she cant say ok and be understanding. Now you have ammo to do the same to her. And get some fun toys.

Katlicious72 04-30-2004 10:22 AM

Maybe she has a new man

Phoenix 04-30-2004 10:28 AM

haha...buckle up their little camper..and get in there and do her proud

wannabee 04-30-2004 10:31 AM

least your getting it :(

loverboy 04-30-2004 10:32 AM

good for you.. i would try using Viagra :winkwink:

Brat 04-30-2004 10:34 AM

i want it a LOT too.. occasionally he turns it down. I'm not happy at ALL when that happens.

hydro 04-30-2004 10:35 AM

its not fair, girls just have to sit there and take it

Sony 04-30-2004 10:39 AM

Here is the way to go

http://www.adultxxxmegasite.com/sex/dive/muff07.jpg

Col!n 04-30-2004 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
Sell her :Graucho
:thumbsup

GigaXXX 04-30-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72
Maybe she has a new man
Too so it seems to me...

Jer 04-30-2004 10:58 AM

Fuck her once and lick her twice.

johndoebob 04-30-2004 11:05 AM

3x over the day is normal but after work would be a problem buy her some toys and fuck her once :thumbsup

DreamCumTrue 04-30-2004 11:06 AM

Yep. She's gonna start bangin someone else if you don't do the job.

misty 04-30-2004 11:07 AM

I have the same problem. My bf is not really into penetration, so I always have to beg for it. And because he KNOWS that everyday god makes I'll ask him sex, he says there is no suprise, its routine...:(

Paul Waters 04-30-2004 11:25 AM

By a Sybian


:rasta

foe 04-30-2004 11:26 AM

bring me in :)

SS396chevelleSS 04-30-2004 11:36 AM

pics?


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