NEW BUSINESS MODEL: Online guide on how to stop masturbating
 

Believe it or not, most porn surfers are ADDICTED to masturbation.
We could be selling access to online websites offering help in eliminating that addiction.
Sure, if they stop masturbating, they will no longer be consumers.
But on the other hand, when you sell penis pills ( assuming they work ), then they will get bigger dicks, so they will have more sex and surf less porn.
If you sell 'evidence eliminator", then there is the risk that some people will not get credit for their affiliate links.

So, even though selling "we help you to stop masturbating" websites would decrease the number of porn surfers ( assuming the therapy is succesfull ), it could be a great money maker for a company that introduces such website first.

If a GFY'er makes use of this idea and makes hundreds of thousand $$ with it, then please just send me $700 for the idea.
I am too lazy and I don't have the resources to do that by myself.

This post is serious.

Is this a joke?

No offense, but this is one of the worst ideas I've ever heard.

Yea i am one of them :)

:Graucho

But.... Does anyone really WANT to quit :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

well, yes, that is the case.
we canot generalise, but the majority of porn surfers masturbates in front of the PC instead of having sex.
They masturbate 2 times per day and have real sex every 3 months.

Interesting, where'd you get this figure??

Err...personal experience :Graucho

I think it will convert webmaster traffic

Who wants to stop masturbating on the first place

Wouldn't this be abit biting the hand that feeds you?

A guide how to get girls into bed would be much better but there are already dozenz of it ..

On a guy who mastrubates you can sell much more than only one membership .. you can sell him to several sites and niches since one membership for a long road will get boring at all ... So you can make more when he's still jerking than only taking one fee for stopping it ..

The other fact is that most ppl who buy porn-memberships are desperated or frustrated with their sex life so that they dont get sex in real life at all ( except they pay for it ) so when they stop mastrubating they wont have any sex at all .. not even with themselve .. And that may accuse bigger frustration and may end with suicide at those ppl ..

So selling a guide for stopping mastrubating would be equal to kill ppl ... And do you really want to kill those people ? Those who can make us so much money with buying memberships and jerking ... ?? :1orglaugh

Keep on jerking guys :thumbsup

hehehe

Fuck em

This isnt really a bad idea....

6% of america is sexually addicted.

Thats 17,700,000 potential customer/readers

lets say you sell to 1% of those people.. $30 a book..

That's $5,000,000+ in sales...

Fuck man, that's sick! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :helpme

Better to sell a guide to how to get more out of masturbation.

"Masturbate five, six, seven times in a day and never get sore!"

"Stealth masturbation techniques to use in front of your family while watching TV!"

"How to get paid to masturbate!"

can I buy that at barnes and nobles I have a friend with a serious problem...no really it is for a friend it's not for me...lol

We need them to mastrubate more and have sex even LESS ... Ka-Ching!

masturbation is most important thing in that work :) So i'm one of them :thumbsup

I got a better idea, push escort services :thumbsup

Or, maybe this site has an affiliate program?

:1orglaugh spamming that site is so fun

Make site about "How to masturbate better! Get more pleasure from your masturbation!"

everything connected to masturbation would be fine :winkwink:

i mean, it's no secret that they are doing it :winkwink:

alright Chief, let's see Epic's Cash's new guide to masturbation prevention.

only if i get $700 and an Epic t-shirt :Graucho

sounds like the emails penis enlargement sites get EVERY DAY :1orglaugh

must be a lot of really good friends out there :eek7

Here's a better idea:
You have a free site with all this information and to get a password they just have to give you their email and answer a short questionaire. The questionaire has questions like "how often do you masterbate?" "how much do you spend on pay sites to keep up your habbit" and "what type of sites do you jerk off to". Then once they get inside its a bunch of bogus material that will never help them quit jerking off. But yet we'll have a huge mailing list with targeted people and we'll know what they like, how much they spend, etc. :Graucho

you can make your own site, if you think this idea rocks
i can help you

why do men masturbate so much?