One more reason Jay Leno is the ANTI CHRIST

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  • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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    • Jan 2003
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    One more reason Jay Leno is the ANTI CHRIST

    I've always said Jay Leno is the Anti Christ because of a number of reasons, which follow. All of these are things I've heard from his mouth multiple times, not rumors...

    - His senior yearbook quote is "I want to host the Tonight Show some day"

    - He saw a woman from across the room in a comedy club one night and told his friend he was going to marry her, before ever talking to her. She is still his wife now.

    - All six women that he has been serious with in his life have had the same birth day. The mathmatical odds of this happening must be astronomical.

    - He eats the same thing every day. Chicken for lunch, pasta for dinner.

    - He works from 8 am to 2 am the next morning, every day

    - He has the smallest office of the Tonight Show staff, with a hole in its wall.

    - He wears the same thing every day. A denim shirt and denim jeans.

    - He claims he has never spent a dime of his tonight show money - only his standup money, which he still does all the time. What is he saving all those millions for???

    AND...

    the new reason I discovered tonight...


    - Jay Leno and Saddam Hussein share a birthday. April 29th.


    And to answer your question, no I am not a stalker. Just an inquisitive boy with plenty of time on his hands...
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    • High Quality
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        • Gheenz
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          #3
          Holy shit, maybe he really is. That is some very interesting stuff about Jay...especially how all of his girlfriends shared the same birthdays!
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            • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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              #4
              Originally posted by High Quality
              Go work on your tgp. Stop fucking it up kid ;)
              Stop fucking.....WHAT up? Hmmmmm what exactly am I exposing here? What do you know about this?

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                • James White
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                  #5
                  damn. weird shit
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                    • spentrent
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by milhouse_dick
                      Holy shit, maybe he really is. That is some very interesting stuff about Jay...especially how all of his girlfriends shared the same birthdays!
                      Those odds aren't astronomical... maybe upper-atmospherical, considering that there are 6,000,000,000 people in the world and only 357 available birthdays (including February 29).

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                        • spentrent
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                          #7
                          Oh yeah and isn't his wife's name "Mavis" or "Mabel" or something EERILY SIMILAR to Nostradamus' third AntiChrist, Mabus?

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                            • reynold
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                              • Oct 2002
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                              #8
                              Great info! Being inquisitive really pays off!

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                                • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by spentrent
                                  Those odds aren't astronomical... maybe upper-atmospherical, considering that there are 6,000,000,000 people in the world and only 357 available birthdays (including February 29).
                                  First off there are 365 days in a year................not 357

                                  Second, he didn't date 6 billion people... He dated 6.

                                  The odds of 2 people having the same birthday would be 1 in 365, right? The odds of the third person having that same birthday would be...uhhh we need a math person here...

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                                    • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by spentrent
                                      Oh yeah and isn't his wife's name "Mavis" or "Mabel" or something EERILY SIMILAR to Nostradamus' third AntiChrist, Mabus?
                                      Yes, her name is Mavis. Nostrodamus said that the third AntiChrist would be someone named Mabus? Interesting...

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                                        • Nano
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                                          #11
                                          What you didn't mention is that to be the Anti Christ is actually a good thing.

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                                            • spentrent
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                              First off there are 365 days in a year................not 357
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                                                • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Nano
                                                  What you didn't mention is that to be the Anti Christ is actually a good thing.
                                                  The who with the what now?

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                                                    • pure energy
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                                                            • kush
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by reynold
                                                              Great info! Being inquisitive really pays off!
                                                              And how exactly is it paying off for the guy who posted this?

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                                                                • bufferover
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  "He eats the same thing every day. Chicken for lunch, pasta for dinner"

                                                                  Realy is this true?

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                                                                    • TweetyBird
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      hmm, interesting "Jay Leno" facts
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                                                                        • Deepai
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                                                                          Plus he's a plain dick to his guest sometimes......
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee


                                                                              The odds of 2 people having the same birthday would be 1 in 365, right? The odds of the third person having that same birthday would be...uhhh we need a math person here...

                                                                              I do think its 1: 2,364,597,285,765,625


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                                                                                • FoundrySteve
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                                                                                  Gee. Being the antichrist sure pays well.

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                                                                                    • DreamCumTrue
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      damn...

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                                                                                        • Strife
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                                                                                          um ok...
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                                                                                            • Tera
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                                                                                              Damn thats crazy... the whole same birthday thing is kind of disturbing, I have never had two boyfriends with the same birthday.

                                                                                              And the whole not spending a dime of The Tonight Show and wearing and eating the same thing everyday..

                                                                                              I think he needs to get some psychiatric help, for being obsessive over every detail.


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                                                                                                • Firehorse
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                                                                                                    • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by dimitar
                                                                                                      "He eats the same thing every day. Chicken for lunch, pasta for dinner"

                                                                                                      Realy is this true?
                                                                                                      It's true, I've heard him say it.

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                                                                                                        • fris
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                                                                                                          i hate his chin, it covers the whole la freeway. conan is just a copout, letterman is funny.
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                                                                                                            • kimzar
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              how much does me make from the tonight show?

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                                                                                                                • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kimzar
                                                                                                                  how much does me make from the tonight show?
                                                                                                                  $25 million + a year.

                                                                                                                  Oh yes, and one more thing I forgot...

                                                                                                                  He has never taken one sick day

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                                                                                                                    • kimzar
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                                                                                                                      holy shit thats a lot of pocket change

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                                                                                                                        • zzgundamnzz
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                                                                                          $25 million + a year.

                                                                                                                          Oh yes, and one more thing I forgot...

                                                                                                                          He has never taken one sick day
                                                                                                                          He probably spends half of it adding to his exotic car collection. Jay Leno's one of the biggest collectors in the country.


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                                                                                                                            • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                                                                                              He probably spends half of it adding to his exotic car collection. Jay Leno's one of the biggest collectors in the country.
                                                                                                                              That is true, though most of them are very old and not extremely expensive. I saw him driving on the street in Burbank once, and the car was like something out of the 20's. He and some weird old friend of his were almost standing up on it, and wearing goggles. I shit you not, it was fucking funny...

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                                                                                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                                                                                  Jay leno rules da house!

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                                                                                                                                    • Centurion
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                                                                                                      Yes, her name is Mavis. Nostrodamus said that the third AntiChrist would be someone named Mabus? Interesting...
                                                                                                                                      And we all know that Nostrodamus is the STANDARD today by which we judge all historical events by!

                                                                                                                                      WAY too much time on your hands.

                                                                                                                                      Now, IF you had the EXACT hour and min that Leno was born..that could prove to be VERY interesting!

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                                                                                                                                        • gornyhuy
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                                                                                                                                          Wouldn't the anti-christ have some talent?

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                                                                                                                                            • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Centurion

                                                                                                                                              Now, IF you had the EXACT hour and min that Leno was born..that could prove to be VERY interesting!
                                                                                                                                              Why, are you hoping for 666's?

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                                                                                                                                                • ItBurnsWhenIpee
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                                  Wouldn't the anti-christ have some talent?
                                                                                                                                                  Snap

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                                                                                                                                                    • On-top
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                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
                                                                                                                                                      That is true, though most of them are very old and not extremely expensive. I saw him driving on the street in Burbank once, and the car was like something out of the 20's. He and some weird old friend of his were almost standing up on it, and wearing goggles. I shit you not, it was fucking funny...
                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, he has several Stanley Steamers...old ass steam powered cars. They will do 70+ miles an hour, though I'm not sure if they have real brakes.

                                                                                                                                                      He also has one of those turbine powered motorcycles with top speeds approaching 250mph or so. He hahahahahas some pretty interesting car/bike articles.
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                                                                                                                                                        • foolio
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                                                                                                                                                          hoy shit man, you have too much time on your hands....

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                                                                                                                                                            • SlickRick
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              you have way to much time on your hands man find another hobby other then Jay Leno.

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                                                                                                                                                                • RicardoB
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                                                                                                                                                                  It can't be true.

                                                                                                                                                                  We all know Bill Gates is the Anti Christ

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                                                                                                                                                                    • RicardoB
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                                                                                                                                                                      And here's the proof

                                                                                                                                                                      http://www.greaterthings.com/Humor/gates_anti.htm

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                                                                                                                                                                        • sean416
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                                                                                                                                                                          I eat the same thing every day, I didnt think that was too weird.

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                                                                                                                                                                            • arial
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                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by RicardoB
                                                                                                                                                                              And here's the proof

                                                                                                                                                                              http://www.greaterthings.com/Humor/gates_anti.htm
                                                                                                                                                                              Has anyone tried the excel 95 thing from that?

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                                                                                                                                                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                                                  Nope. No. 1 reason Leno is not the anti-christ? The anti-christ could probably manage to be funny on occasion.. Even his writing team doesn't polish that turd well enough.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • sweet7
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                                                                                                                                                                                      interesting theory indeed
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Roger
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                                                                                                                                                                                          I'm convinced.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Elli
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                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Tera
                                                                                                                                                                                              Damn thats crazy... the whole same birthday thing is kind of disturbing, I have never had two boyfriends with the same birthday.

                                                                                                                                                                                              And the whole not spending a dime of The Tonight Show and wearing and eating the same thing everyday..

                                                                                                                                                                                              I think he needs to get some psychiatric help, for being obsessive over every detail.
                                                                                                                                                                                              I dated two Derek's in a row. The first Derek's birthday was two days before mine, the second Derrick's bday was the day before mine. Neither of them lasted very long, though.

                                                                                                                                                                                              So, these are all characteristics that the Devil is prophesied to have? Or are these just cool coincidences that we're making a big deal over?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • VeriSexy
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe he talked to some physic and that person told him that his soul mate is born on that day. Then he only finds and dates people with that birthday. Eating Chicken for lunch and pasta for dinner shows how superstitious the guy is. Maybe he thinks it gives him good luck and it's his ritual. Lot's of famous people have rituals and do whatever it takes to keep them on top. Look what people on athletes are willing to do.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Superstitions: silly rituals or keys to success

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • zzgundamnzz
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by RicardoB
                                                                                                                                                                                                      It can't be true.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      We all know Bill Gates is the Anti Christ
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I agree


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