GROGAN has CHANGED MY LIFE
 

I recently had a bad breakup. I used to be too proud to troll for ass online. Thanks for showing me the way with your thread a few days ago. I've got hot girls contacting and meeting me without me even soliciting it.

wow

do you act black?

No, I'm just myself. Best damn part is I have a thing for goth chicks and a thing for latinas, I met a latina goth chick. Not one of those white acting ones either, full on accent/booty. Heaven on earth.

fuck grogan. simple and to the point.

Latina goth....sounds disturbing

yeah that can't be right

i <3 dorky chicks

How do you act a color, can you teach me to act black?

Were you trying to be funny? That was horrible.

congrats, very glad to hear.


people who are like "you are a loser you cant get laid at bars?"

are idiots. sure we can get laid at bars....but if you own a calculator and have a match.com subscription, you'll notice your conversions are better w/ online dating as they are going OUT OF THEIR WAY to get stuffed.



if you live in a big city you are a complete retard if you dont have a profile up on match, yahoo personals, imatchup, and lavalife. just let the pussy come to you, they WANT TO GET DICKED!



now, if you really want to get some more action, use this as your pic, you will get hundreds of responses:

http://www.smartestsearch.com/art/myhairmarch.jpg




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this really has to be a fake topic, lol -- I hope it is at least

that picture screams loser.. how many times have you posted that already? quit it, you're not juicy.

Nah its not fake. Don't know about the personals but one of my good friends, who I call Interstalker, spends his down time from studying chatting up girls close in the area and talking them into meeting up. Whatever works.

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classic grogan

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