Who do these hoes think they are dealing with? Yahoo personals slut (pic)
 

well i did find a nice girl with some substance over looks to date on match.com, still i cant help but laugh my ass off at some of the chicks on personals sites that contact me


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ehhh. did my profile say i was legally blind? I didn't think so. whacko ugly chicks, stay away! I'm all the whack/ugly I can handle.


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I've been an internet user for nearly a decade, and online personals still freak me out. Making money from them is a whole other issue :1orglaugh

yep making money from them is great

living in lincoln park and relying on the internet to find poon? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yep, here's to making money off ugly chicks who signup for personal sites :glugglug



and here's to the average-to-good looking chicks who contact me and let me fuck them on the first date


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i love idiots like you who leave the horny girls for me


my best buddy is about 10x better looking than me, but i beat him in volume purely because of the internet.

looks like you are finding some real quality winners on the net.


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Got married 6 months ago, met my wife online. Now I make a good % of my income promoting dating sites.

each post more pathetic that the last..

I hear people both in and out of the biz say that personals sites are great ways to meet women but I have never been able to actually use one myself.. always felt really odd about it so never did it...

i fucked that chick and came all over her glasses...

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it's easy

make up a few notepads with what you'll msg to different kinda women (just read their profile to know what kind of woman they are, easier than reading what they say at a bar).


take those notepads, msg about 100 chicks. you will fuck 10 of em. (obviously you should live in a big city for this).

plus other chicks will msg you, and you can nail 50% of those.

If you hit on a bunch chances are at least one will do ya... :1orglaugh


10 out of 100 aint bad :Graucho

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Ohhh sexy mama :Graucho

ajpii yes people who dismiss online dating obviously have not made it as far as high school statistics.



sadly, that pic is one of the more flattering of me :winkwink:

hehe, bulk pimping

I think i know that bitch. She actually has a sister thats pretty hot.

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Hahaha.. I like in a smaller town.... but plenty of close areas to work with

well if you live within an hour of a big city go for it.


i live in a big city, thus i dont have to drive more than 10 min for my frequent ez-lay-dates

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Why do you think they need a dating site to get dates?! :1orglaugh

AHAHAHAAAA...that's just wrong :1orglaugh

see uglier girls at the bars

Gee wiz! Where did they come from? :BangBang:

You owe me a new keyboard. Boiling hot coffee spilled :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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i'd fuck her sideways