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"The Affiliate" - Coming This Fall To CBS*

16 beginner adult webmasters trying hard to learn the craft of being a successful affiliate. Who will make it - who will crumble under the pressure. Coming to CBS this fall ... a reality show like you have never seen before:::

Who will learn to make galleries that convert?

Who will find and utilize the best bulletproof hosting for their spam?

Who will have their accounts closed down because of spamming?

Who will get ripped off from a traffic broker?

Who will be the most successful at finding content at the cheapest price?

Who will sell their sigs? And who will command the most money?

Who will brag about how much they sold their sig for?

Who will bitch about their hosting companies shitty service?

Who will get their Paypal accounts closed down?

Who will buy a digital camera and try to shoot their own content?

Who will find out that their sponsor programs are shaving them?

Who will kiss their hosting companies ass by bragging about their service on the boards?

Who will make it to the adult conventions?

Who will try to sell their domains for CA$H?

16 hardup, broke and disturbed people will go head to head in this intense battle to be the the most successful adult webmaster in the world. But only one of them can be...

"The Affiliate"

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You forgot...

Who will be the first to brag about their 1:150 conversion ratio with only 2 sales...

Who will be the first to post... "CCBill is fucked up again...my sales are down today... " ?

You forgot to mention at the end of each show. We just need someone to say: "Your BANNED!" To eliminated contestants.

Hmmmm, I suggested this to some people a couple months ago and got laughed at....

This should be the premise thread for MyGFY or Mr. Guido...

There will be a series about me in 6 months. It will air on spice and cinimax. I have been working on this deal for 2 years. :-) The pay is shit though believe it or not. Aftermarket sales is where the money is at.

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my b/f would kick ass at that

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Originally posted by DeanCapture
16 beginner adult webmasters trying hard to learn the craft of being a successful affiliate. Who will make it - who will crumble under the pressure. Coming to CBS this fall ... a reality show like you have never seen before:::

Who will learn to make galleries that convert?

Who will find and utilize the best bulletproof hosting for their spam?

Who will have their accounts closed down because of spamming?

Who will get ripped off from a traffic broker?

Who will be the most successful at finding content at the cheapest price?

Who will sell their sigs? And who will command the most money?

Who will brag about how much they sold their sig for?

Who will bitch about their hosting companies shitty service?

Who will get their Paypal accounts closed down?

Who will buy a digital camera and try to shoot their own content?

Who will find out that their sponsor programs are shaving them?

Who will kiss their hosting companies ass by bragging about their service on the boards?

Who will make it to the adult conventions?

Who will try to sell their domains for CA$H?

16 hardup, broke and disturbed people will go head to head in this intense battle to be the the most successful adult webmaster in the world. But only one of them can be...

"The Affiliate"

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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"See team Bukkake accuse team Felch of using SEX to sell their products!"

hahahaha classic :thumbsup