Saying the right thing... PRICELESS
 

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits
down and sees his clothing in front of him, all
clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room
and sees that it is in is in perfect order,
spotless clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go shopping.
Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast and the morning
newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks,"Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked
in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door"
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that!
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

a self-induced hangover - $100.00

broken furniture - $200.00

breakfast - $10.00

saying the right thing - priceless.

LMFAO that is good one.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good one!

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You can get wasted, puke all over and break our furniture and it's all good. Break our hearts and your dead.

Ha ha...good one.


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good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

classic :1orglaugh

funny :)

That shit is to funny!

Worth a good :1orglaugh

Hahahaha!! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

sweet :1orglaugh

good one :1orglaugh

lol I love it! :)

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup good one!

Good one:1orglaugh

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my wife will love that one

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats great !

I'm thinking a lot of wives will love that one.

thats pretty funny, good one :thumbsup

I needed that one! :thumbsup

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nice job with that one

hah good one

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A great story to tell the ladies! :thumbsup

I love it!

I'll forward it to my friends...and my boyfriend of course

I'm sure wife fell in love with her husband all over again! :1orglaugh

That was sweet of him to say!

LOL ill have to use that :-)

lolz

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I'm sure all the wives would love to hear that! :thumbsup

That was great! :1orglaugh

hahaha... awesome!

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that's a good 1!
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It must be the effect of the stumbling! :1orglaugh

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there's nothing hotter than a faithful guy

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hahaha.. thats great

Damn, I've been missing the whole point of my relationship with my fiance then!

I'm *supposed* to get all fucked up and break shit before I let my fiance know that i'm faithful... I was missing that whole first part!
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