LOL Funny story, i am telling it so it has to be FUNNY!
 

OK so yesterday it was a dam nice day here in Calgary, also was earth day i belive so. But anyway a group of friends and i decided to go to the zoo. Havent been there in years because well the zoo is the zoo. Fast forward to the Siberian tiger cage, we were standing there when suddenly the tiger walks up to where we are turns around, puts her tail up. im thinking wtf if going on, then boom she sprays a long blast of pee at us. i dove right out of the way and the pee hits one of my girlfriends. :1orglaugh

what are the chances of being sprayed by tiger pee!? can someone say OWNED by the tiger. :1orglaugh

HAHAHA You go peed on by a tiger... HAHAHA

That's one hell of a golden shower...did you get pictures? I bet that would sell :1orglaugh

I know cat spray is horrendous.. I couldnt even imagine the stench of Tiger spray....are you sure it was a she? Male cats spray to mark their territory:glugglug

LOL i didnt, it would have hit me in the face, i fucking bailed the fuck out of there and she was standing behind me. :1orglaugh

fuck no we didnt, we forgot the camera in the car, we missed the gorillas wearing buckets as hats. :( :1orglaugh

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