Crap I'm gonna get fired
 

I run the IT department at a failing dotcom for my 9-5 and there's hardly any work to do these days so I pretty much just sit around on gfy and update my tgps and etc.

There is this girl that sits to my left and when she stands up I've caught her looking at my monitor.

Fortunate for her, I'm in the adult webmastering business and she gets a glimpse of hot naked chicks all the time.

She's never said anything to me, but I wonder what she thinks. I've thought of saying "I know you've seen my porn, but its okay -- I'm an adult webmaster!" -- but I'm not sure if thats any better than saying "I love porn and I look at it all day!"

:1orglaugh

She thinks you're a low life pervert who sucks in the sack:2 cents:

Invite her over to your lap and surf to it together.

excellent

blah work harder and just quit that job :glugglug

I love that part too:thumbsup

"you must be poor, you must have a small penis" -> I love it:thumbsup

so this is from a movie

Just ask her if she's in to modelling.

If after that she's still there you're good to go :)

Collect unemployment and build your sites up. Then by the time you are off unemployment you should be doing well.

I've actually been praying this damn company would go under already, but they just secured more funding to last until july.. so hopefully they don't make it past there.

Browsing porn at work i would say thats mad but just quit and work from home man

You rarely get unemployment when you get fired... especially if the company has a rule about surfing. :winkwink:

It could even be construed as sexual harrassment if someone can see his monitor.

is she hot?

Ask her if she wants to pose if she is good looking :thumbsup

Sorry, but you're a fucking dumbass doing this at work. You don't even deserve to be in this business also. :Graucho

I thought you could collect EI no matter what? im in Canada so the rules might be different here..

Oh, thanks for your :2 cents: Mr. Porn President..

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next time she looks over ask her..... your house or mine.....

In NY at least you don't get unemployment if you get fired. I think there are some exceptions to the rule, but I'm sure if I was fired for porn I wouldn't be elligible.

BUT WHO CARES! Then I could work at least 18 hours a day in this business!

Or do what i do and work 1 or 2 :) I love the flexibility.

hahaha :1orglaugh

In the states you have to prove that you were fired unjustifiably in order to collect unemployment... and its not only hard, but its time consuming.

Surfing has rules in most all companies IF they even allow it. Porn surfing is a serious NO NO in most ALL companies... And probably 110% of IT etc companies disallow that.

Enter the possibility of a sex harrass case and you're sunk so low Mickey's would run you out the door if you applied. lol

so why are you gonna get fired if she likes what she sees?