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clickhappy 04-26-2004 04:18 AM

Whats the best home security?
 
Whats the best way to keep your home secure?

a gun isn't an option.

clickhappy 04-26-2004 04:19 AM

lol, thats supposed to be win dows
haha

Mr Pheer 04-26-2004 04:20 AM

A dog will scare almost all intruders away

Even if you dont have a dog, get some signs that say you do.

notjoe 04-26-2004 04:21 AM

you might also want to try getting REAL alarm company stickers for your hahahahahahas and such..Fake stickers wont fool anyone

kmanrox 04-26-2004 04:23 AM

1. enough money to live in the good part of town
2. Marine Combat Training couple with Expert marksman with assault rifles, and a small cache of assault rifles and pistols in your bedroom ?

KraZ 04-26-2004 05:41 AM

Yeeeeaaah, I'm a big fan of REINFORCED hahahahahahaS ... I love when GFY replaces words :)

Mikey_219Inc 04-26-2004 05:47 AM

why the fuck cant the word winnnndows be used? because of m1cr0$oft ???

then please explain the B1ll G8tes banner.

Best home security = a bucket that dumps gravy on anyone entering through any door/winnnnnndow, and a pit bull on angel dust and steroids.

Rankings 04-26-2004 05:50 AM

put a sign on your front door saying: I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU BEFORE YOU EVER ENTER!

StRoGE 04-26-2004 05:55 AM

Dog, hands down.
Nothing else is worthwhile.

WebTitan 04-26-2004 06:21 AM

nothing more reliable than a well feed rottweiler :thumbsup

beemk 04-26-2004 06:21 AM

dog. even if its not an attack dog. they can hear basically anything and will bark like crazy if someones messing with the door or hahahahahaha. they will scare everyone away.


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