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Kard63 04-25-2004 08:49 PM

Koala bear and hooker joke
 
I was looking for a way to import a few koala bears and stumbled on this

Koala Bear And Hooker

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.
"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

"HOOKER: person who has sex for money."

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads:

"KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."

Illicit 04-25-2004 08:50 PM

:1orglaugh cute

brizzad 04-25-2004 08:51 PM

Koala's are not bears! They're marsupials!

sexyclicks 04-25-2004 08:51 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

myjah 04-25-2004 08:55 PM

who thought that up? very cute:1orglaugh

bllott 04-25-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
Koala's are not bears! They're marsupials!
you nerd !!:1orglaugh

Slick 04-25-2004 09:01 PM

ROFL, ha ha ha, that was pretty good :thumbsup

tony286 04-25-2004 09:04 PM

:1orglaugh

Kard63 04-25-2004 11:15 PM

BTW if anyone knows how to import one let me know.

Lykos 04-26-2004 12:54 AM

Heh:glugglug :1orglaugh

Firehorse 04-27-2004 04:38 AM

An old one but still very funny! :1orglaugh

Gemini 04-27-2004 05:05 AM

Cute joke!

I don't think YOu can import a Koala. I believe you have to have special licensing to even possess one. As in a Zoo or the like.

I saw a piece on Jack Hanna's show on them... they cost a fortune to feed, let alone house, vet bills etc.


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