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Joesho 04-25-2004 04:01 PM

so If I wanted to go fight in Iraq as a contractor, or mercanery
 
who should I contact, and what would I need to do?

( the army won't take pot smokers)


anybody want to start a crew, and go get bin laden, so we could collect the reward money?

also still a lot of reward money available in Iraq

They would call us civilian contract workers on the news, and make it sound like we were heros, not just greedy !

Hell we might even be able to steal some gold.... anybody ever see 3 kings?

BradM 04-25-2004 04:02 PM

I'm in.
Let's call our band the "Green Meanies"

Juicy D. Links 04-25-2004 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Joesho


( the army won't take pot smokers)



They wont take fairies either :Graucho

Illicit 04-25-2004 04:04 PM

they will turn you into a crispy critter

sixxxth_sense 04-25-2004 04:04 PM

Id rather help bin laden than bush!

Joesho 04-25-2004 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
They wont take fairies either :Graucho

Yeah but I figured you wouldn't join the band anyway...
we do not take people that renigg on their deals...too risky
so that is two strikes in your case.... but hey we would need a communications head over here any way to fence the gold, so there may be a spot for you yet...

I know you like to be the head....:)

Doctor Dre 04-25-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Id rather help bin laden than bush!
I'm reporting that post to the fbi right now my brotha

Joesho 04-25-2004 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
they will turn you into a crispy critter
fuck not me, I will kill their camels, and fuck their donkeys before they even realize I was there...

I am stealthy!!! like a catholic priest during childrens confession time...

erehwon 04-25-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who should I contact, and what would I need to do?

( the army won't take pot smokers)

The American private military companies won't take dope smokers either.

Nothing is stopping you from buying some good ceramic body armor, flying to Kuwait City and taking a bus to Baghdad to apply to one of 30 or so little companies that have set up shop. They will hand you your AK-47 and Glock sidearm and put you to work.

Know that you life insurance policy here will be null and void, and many of the smaller shops can't carry K & R insurance on you.

You won't catch me anywhere near that sandbox until after they hand things over to the Iraqis on the 30th of June.

Mind you there are some nice opportunities popping up if you want to avoid the sandbox, I heard a whisper about guard jobs in the Caribbean for around $650-700 a day for a year contract.

spamofon 04-25-2004 04:45 PM

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Babel 04-25-2004 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who should I contact, and what would I need to do?

( the army won't take pot smokers)


anybody want to start a crew, and go get bin laden, so we could collect the reward money?

also still a lot of reward money available in Iraq

They would call us civilian contract workers on the news, and make it sound like we were heros, not just greedy !

Hell we might even be able to steal some gold.... anybody ever see 3 kings?

They are spending 6 billions of the reconstruction money on "security" meaning 20 000 mercenary at 1500$ a day for 200 days or 30 000 at 1 000$ a day for 200 days

Fred Zeppelin 04-25-2004 05:27 PM

a person could go over there and just start killing motherfuckers:Graucho

of course you wouldn't get paid,,,
but a great stress reliever.

Joesho 04-25-2004 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Fred Zeppelin
a person could go over there and just start killing motherfuckers:Graucho

of course you wouldn't get paid,,,
but a great stress reliever.

sure you would get paid , man just asking if anyone here knows who is paying the most, but whatever it is, you still get to hunt for the reward money plus get your pay... and the US is gonna be on your side with the choppers and tanks...

as soon as GW goes after Fallujah, and Najjaf shit is gonna hit the fan... and they will be paying private guys loads...

Joesho 04-25-2004 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
The American private military companies won't take dope smokers either.

Nothing is stopping you from buying some good ceramic body armor, flying to Kuwait City and taking a bus to Baghdad to apply to one of 30 or so little companies that have set up shop. They will hand you your AK-47 and Glock sidearm and put you to work.

Know that you life insurance policy here will be null and void, and many of the smaller shops can't carry K & R insurance on you.

You won't catch me anywhere near that sandbox until after they hand things over to the Iraqis on the 30th of June.

Mind you there are some nice opportunities popping up if you want to avoid the sandbox, I heard a whisper about guard jobs in the Caribbean for around $650-700 a day for a year contract.

I aint gonna shoot someone over a drug dealer... not my thing...

matty 04-25-2004 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
who should I contact, and what would I need to do?

( the army won't take pot smokers)


anybody want to start a crew, and go get bin laden, so we could collect the reward money?

also still a lot of reward money available in Iraq

They would call us civilian contract workers on the news, and make it sound like we were heros, not just greedy !

Hell we might even be able to steal some gold.... anybody ever see 3 kings?

In.

erehwon 04-26-2004 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
[B]sure you would get paid , man just asking if anyone here knows who is paying the most, but whatever it is, you still get to hunt for the reward money plus get your pay... and the US is gonna be on your side with the choppers and tanks...
Don't be so sure, there were a group of Marines on April 5th with a number of Blackwater consultants fending off an assault in Najaf. The Marines were calling for support for hours trying to get medical evacs for the wounded and more ammo to keep defending their position.

The Blackwater team used its own helicopters to ferry the wounded and bring in more ammo, three seperate times.

I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be sitting in no-mans-land between Afghanistan and Pakistan with Northern Alliance on one side, and al Qaeda/Taliban on the other, and the 10th Mountain Division firing on anything that moved.

Lose the Soldier of Fortune fantasies and keep to pushing porn to Joe Sixpack and Linda Lunchpail.

Rictor 04-26-2004 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
Mind you there are some nice opportunities popping up if you want to avoid the sandbox, I heard a whisper about guard jobs in the Caribbean for around $650-700 a day for a year contract.
Sweet. Where do I sign up?

Joesho 04-26-2004 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Sweet. Where do I sign up?
come on Rictor, we can go over together like the buddy system....:)

I will split all the gold we find with you 60/40 ( i get the idea bonus) :)


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