Help me come up with a excuse as to why I missed going to an event!
 

So I was supposed to go to an event today, but I missed it, so I need to tel them a good and believable excuse why I didnt go. Give me some good excuses that might fly on a saturday morning.

you are on the hiv quarantine list

Your hemmoroids flared up and It is too painful to walk

what kind of event, not that it matters, just nosy