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Juicy D. Links 04-21-2004 08:52 PM

If I like to drink Wine Coolers...does that make me gay?
 
Discuss

Fletch XXX 04-21-2004 08:53 PM

pretty much man.

at least down a Zima

:1orglaugh

ace0r 04-21-2004 08:53 PM

yeah, but just a little

psyko514 04-21-2004 08:54 PM

no.

the fact that you take it in the ass makes you gay.

Juicy D. Links 04-21-2004 08:55 PM

http://www.bartlesandjaymes.com/Imag...mo_bottles.jpg

NoCarrier 04-21-2004 08:55 PM

Only if you drink it with the little finger up and start crying if you drop some on your shirt.

Gheenz 04-21-2004 08:57 PM

What does your companion think? Does he like them too? :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 04-21-2004 08:58 PM

men drink vodka coolers - women drink wine coolers.


so to answer your question - yep, you're gay.

stev0 04-21-2004 08:59 PM

nah, if there's liquor in it, it's all good... i still prefer beer

NoCarrier 04-21-2004 09:01 PM

http://porn-sex-list.com/juicyfruit.jpg

bllott 04-21-2004 09:01 PM

any alcohol is good

Spunky 04-21-2004 09:03 PM

Gayest of the gay :glugglug

Brat 04-21-2004 09:04 PM

yes..definitely.

dropped9 04-21-2004 09:05 PM

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WebTitan 04-21-2004 09:06 PM

i was afraid of the same thing, but it was not wine coolers, it was Mikes Hard Lemonade, not sure if that counts as a wine cooler, but it felt a bit fruitier that i would have liked drinking it. see if i send the wife on a booze run again

Pornwolf 04-21-2004 09:07 PM

I dunno Juicy, if you hang out with 15 year old girls drinking for the first time then using the bottle for 'Spin The Bottle' games then no, you're not gay. A pedo maybe, but definitely not gay.

Otherwise, you might be a little twinkly.

reynold 04-21-2004 09:09 PM

You can't measure a man's personality by what he's drinking or not. Anyway, is that the only thing you like?

gwilkins 04-21-2004 09:09 PM

What you drink doesn't make you gay.... it's how much :tongue:

candyflip 04-21-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WebTitan
i was afraid of the same thing, but it was not wine coolers, it was Mikes Hard Lemonade, not sure if that counts as a wine cooler, but it felt a bit fruitier that i would have liked drinking it. see if i send the wife on a booze run again
I've been drinking the Mike's Hard Lime for a few weeks now. Good shit and I don't think we're gay :Graucho

Steve 04-21-2004 09:11 PM

no - it's just ripple, and winos have been enjoying ripple for decades

you cant drink boilermakers 24/7

variety is the spice of life, and all that




























fag

SleazyDream 04-21-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I dunno Juicy, if you hang out with 15 year old girls drinking for the first time then using the bottle for 'Spin The Bottle' games then no, you're not gay. A pedo maybe, but definitely not gay.

Otherwise, you might be a little twinkly.

nothing wrong with being gay - there IS something wrong with being a pedo.

Brad Mitchell 04-21-2004 09:13 PM

As a person that drinks mixed drinks, wine coolers and frozen drinks all the time... I can tell you, it's like this:

You'll get shit from your friends and the occasional stranger. They'll tease you for being "gay" and the occasional stranger might think you're gay... But oh well, screw them! At least your drinks won't taste like piss.

Besides, it's always good for a laugh and as a conversation starter.

Brad

escorpio 04-21-2004 09:22 PM

Drinking wine coolers makes you a teenage girl.
Zima makes you gay.

Pornwolf 04-21-2004 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SinEmpire
As a person that drinks mixed drinks, wine coolers and frozen drinks all the time... I can tell you, it's like this:

You'll get shit from your friends and the occasional stranger. They'll tease you for being "gay" and the occasional stranger might think you're gay... But oh well, screw them! At least your drinks won't taste like piss.

Besides, it's always good for a laugh and as a conversation starter.

Brad


Hmm, conversation starter? If you didn't have the cute kid I'd wonder about your fruit quotient. :winkwink:

SleazyDream 04-21-2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SinEmpire
As a person that drinks mixed drinks, wine coolers and frozen drinks all the time... I can tell you, it's like this:

You'll get shit from your friends and the occasional stranger. They'll tease you for being "gay" and the occasional stranger might think you're gay... But oh well, screw them! At least your drinks won't taste like piss.

Besides, it's always good for a laugh and as a conversation starter.

Brad


twink.

Gramps 04-21-2004 09:41 PM

I know your not gay..not really...well maybe a little. Is being a little gay kinda like being a little pregnant? :)

pimplink 04-21-2004 09:48 PM

I dont think you should consider yourself a gay if you like Wine Coolers. Unless of course you got something else going on in there? :winkwink:

SleazyDream 04-21-2004 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gramps
I know your not gay..not really...well maybe a little. Is being a little gay kinda like being a little pregnant? :)
everyone's a little gay, those that completely deny it are usually the ones with the deepest personal problems.

TheSpaceBulldog 04-21-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
everyone's a little gay, those that completely deny it are usually the ones with the deepest personal problems.

After this trip.....I am no longer a little gay.

I am really into sheep though.....Literally. :Graucho

Gramps 04-21-2004 10:01 PM

My feminine side comes out every now and then and my wife slaps the shit out of me.

$heDevil 04-21-2004 10:04 PM

so if you're gay for drinking a wine cooler what am I for drinking straight vodka??

420 04-21-2004 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $heDevil
so if you're gay for drinking a wine cooler what am I for drinking straight vodka??
tranny?

Gramps 04-21-2004 10:05 PM

Russian?

Spunky 04-21-2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $heDevil
so if you're gay for drinking a wine cooler what am I for drinking straight vodka??
An Alcholic

beergood 04-21-2004 10:09 PM

As a man you may only drink Whiskey, Vodka, Gin and dark beers. No fruit except for a twist of lime for the pussies

newsdude 04-22-2004 02:56 AM

I think it'll be better if you leave the Wine Coolers for the chicks. It's definitely not a very manly thing to do.

beemk 04-22-2004 03:02 AM

yeah, they are made for women. thats why they come in 4 packs. if you dont like the taste of beer try some mixed drinks. theres like a million different mixed drinks you can try and they taste better anyways.

wild-cat 04-22-2004 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
no.

the fact that you take it in the ass makes you gay.

:Graucho :Graucho true

Seb From Holland 04-22-2004 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $heDevil
so if you're gay for drinking a wine cooler what am I for drinking straight vodka??
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nofx 04-22-2004 03:07 AM

fuck no, they are good and cheap. fuck what everyone else saids, drink what you want, not what society deems gay or ungay.

Mikey_219Inc 04-22-2004 03:34 AM

depends on which state you are in. i think you are safe in long island, as far as i remember it is one of the enlightened states. at least it is north of the mason dixon line.

i used to work in the discos b4 porn - once saw a dude order a shot of tequila ... he snorted the salt, squeezed a hell of a juicy lime into his eye, then downed the shot. now thats a crazy motherfucker.

Mr. Mojo Risin 04-22-2004 03:35 AM

only partly

Tania 04-22-2004 03:44 AM

i dont think so you drink what you want :winkwink:

Tim 04-22-2004 03:56 AM

During my time in Tampa the Brits I was drinking with only drank their beers from a wine glass.

Although I think this is odd I do think drinks taste different depending what you drink them from.

goatease 04-22-2004 05:06 AM

Quote:

but it felt a bit fruitier that i would have liked drinking it.
i think this shows some underlying issues your subconscience is trying to get out into the open. and now that we all know, you may want to tell your wife.

Stop 04-22-2004 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Only if you drink it with the little finger up and start crying if you drop some on your shirt.


Hehehehe :thumbsup

DR_PHIL 04-22-2004 05:20 AM

your only gay if gayhunter posts your whois info on the board

Brad Mitchell 04-22-2004 06:13 AM

bahhhhh

nonsense

The sheep are easily led, obviously! Too many Budwiser commercials have brainwashed you guys. Just be yourself and drink what you think tastes good. Fuck what everyone else thinks.

On and off my entire adolescent and adult life I've been teased every now and again by some insecure halfwit who thinks it's funny to call me gay. Never gets under my skin for two reasons:

1) I like gay people.
2) I know I'm not gay, so does my wife, friends and family and that's enough for me.

So don't be a follower and start listening to your tastebuds you bunch of closet heterosexuals.

Brad

Libertine 04-22-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
As a man you may only drink Whiskey, Vodka, Gin and dark beers. No fruit except for a twist of lime for the pussies
Wrong. What real men drink:

<ul>
<li>red wine (no white wine except for when eating fish, rose is strictly forbidden except for when picknicking with a hot chick)</li>
<li>beer (type/color depending on temperature and time of day, NO light beers EVER)</li>
<li>cognac</li>
<li>irish whiskey/scotch whisky</li>
<li>vodka</li>
</ul>

kowntafit 04-22-2004 07:19 AM

Maybe not gay, but bi atleast. :winkwink:


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