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DarkJedi 04-20-2004 10:48 AM

Why the fuck did the Trojans fall for that stupid ass horse trick?
 
They had battlements; didn't they notice enemy soldiers building a fucking horse and stuffing it full of weapons?

Evil Jawa 04-20-2004 10:49 AM

myth, just like 99% of the bible

Mazer Rackus 04-20-2004 10:50 AM

Come to think of it, why is a condom named trojan?

kmanrox 04-20-2004 10:51 AM

why do you guys keep bringin up the Roxx story??

baddog 04-20-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
Come to think of it, why is a condom named trojan?
because you hide all of the little sperm soldiers inside of it

DarkJedi 04-20-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
Come to think of it, why is a condom named trojan?

because it carries a nasty suprise within :Graucho

wdsguy 04-20-2004 10:52 AM

its a fuckin myth u moron

gornyhuy 04-20-2004 10:52 AM

Hindsight is 20/20.

FACE 04-20-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
because you hide all of the little sperm soldiers inside of it

yeah - once it's within the walls, all the guys inside spill out and attack

beergood 04-20-2004 10:53 AM

:1orglaugh

zzgundamnzz 04-20-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
They had battlements; didn't they notice enemy soldiers building a fucking horse and stuffing it full of weapons?
They could of stuffed it at night. Then delivered it in the morning...

Horse could of been built offshore then shipped back? But then again how could they have an invincible hero who just gets killed my taking an arrow under his foot .

DarkJedi 04-20-2004 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by wdsguy
its a fuckin myth u moron
:321GFY

PMdave 04-20-2004 10:58 AM

read the story and you'll see that it was concidered as a gift

blackmonsters 04-20-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
They had battlements; didn't they notice enemy soldiers building a fucking horse and stuffing it full of weapons?
Why did americans fall for that stupid weapons of mass destruction trick?

baddog 04-20-2004 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


They could of stuffed it at night. Then delivered it in the morning...


that is how it was done. The Trojans saw them building the horse, they just did not know it was going to be hollow and filled with soldiers.

In fact, as I recall, there was one Trojan that did not trust it, and wanted to check it out, but some chick dissuaded him or the majority, and they went ahead and brought it inside the walls.

I have not read the Illiad in a while, and the Odyssey only touches on it very briefly.

nemesis 04-20-2004 11:17 AM

http://www.enjoyturkey.com/images/troya_small.jpg

CDSmith 04-20-2004 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Jawa
myth, just like 99% of the bible
The trojan horse if from Greek mythology, not the bible.

On-top 04-20-2004 11:23 AM

"If we build a big, wooden badger..."

zzgundamnzz 04-20-2004 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
The trojan horse if from Greek mythology, not the bible.
Its sad when people think the Trojan Horse is from the bible :(

mryellow 04-20-2004 11:29 AM

All myths have their basis in real history. Greeks and Trojans
were real people, Troy was a real city, with a real war. It's just
most of the facts have been forgotten and the stories evolved
over the years as they were passed orally.

Fiction did seem to flourish in ancient Greece however all fiction
has it's base in the real world. They loved a good story.

For a long time people believed Troy never existed however it did
and has been found and excavated. There were some 7 cities
built on the same site over the centuries.

It's entirely possible the Trojan horse is a metaphor for the
political situation of the time and the outcome of the war.

In reality maybe the horse never existed. However with walls 16-
17 feet thick and a 10 year siege, I'd find it easy to believe that
the Greeks built some kind of siege engine to help with their
assault of the walls. This story would have been a little flat and I
can understand people retelling it giving the horse a quality of it's
own as if it alone won the war.

I guess the fabled reason the people of Troy fell for it is their
pride and greed, which made it easy for them to accept. I guess
politics would have also played a part and they wouldn't have
wanted to bring more instability by refusing the gift. I'm sure if
the horse ever existed as it does in the stories then it wouldn't
have been the rushed bang together job we see in the movies
but instead would have been a work of art made to impress not
only with it's size but workmanship. Truth is it was probably just
a war-machine built to defeat the cities walls.

-Ben

Evil Jawa 04-20-2004 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
The trojan horse if from Greek mythology, not the bible.

I said "just like the bible" not "just like in the bible" you stupid fuck.

You appear to have a problem with reading comprehension or English.

Triple 6 04-20-2004 11:35 AM

its all a lie

mryellow 04-20-2004 11:37 AM

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myth, just like 99% of the bible
Ever read any of the bible?

The few bible stories you were probably told as a kid are not
good examples. Most of the bible is really boring, really
straightforward history. Shit there are whole sections dedicated
to nothing but listing family names and their status. It's one of
the better history chronicles ever put together. Gotta look past
that feather weight section at the back called the new testament
and flick through some of the earlier pages.

-Ben

Pornwolf 04-20-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters


Why did americans fall for that stupid weapons of mass destruction trick?

Heh heh:glugglug

Pornwolf 04-20-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mryellow

Gotta look past
that feather weight section at the back called the new testament
and flick through some of the earlier pages.

-Ben

That is true. This is why The Old Testament is honored by Jews, Muslims and Christians alike (although it is called different names in each faith).

As a historical reference the bible can't be beat.

The New Testament is pure propaganda.

CDSmith 04-20-2004 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Jawa
I said "just like the bible" not "just like in the bible" you stupid fuck.

You appear to have a problem with reading comprehension or English.

Translation: somebody done shit in my corflakes this morning.




My my you're an ignorant twit. Are your grade 3 insults really necessary?

Swiftone 04-20-2004 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blackmonsters


Why did americans fall for that stupid weapons of mass destruction trick?

We didn't, but theres nothing we can do : (

sexyclicks 04-20-2004 12:35 PM

all questions will be answered

DarkJedi 04-20-2004 01:10 PM

hmm


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