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neewwman 04-19-2004 10:53 PM

Good sick joke
 
Two women were in the waiting room of an obstetrician and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.

One stopped and takes a pill.

"What was that?" asks the other.

"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."

She takes another pill.

"What was that?"

"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."

She takes another pill.

"What was that?"

"Thalidomide. I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!

wdsguy 04-19-2004 11:03 PM

whats Thalidomide

MrJackMeHoff 04-19-2004 11:04 PM

fucking stupid cause no one knows what the pill is ya fuckstain

neewwman 04-19-2004 11:05 PM

Thalidomide is a drug that women took in the 60's for morning sickness that caused horrible birth defects like no arms or grotesquely shortened limbs.

Lace 04-19-2004 11:05 PM

:disgust
no clue.

reynold 04-19-2004 11:06 PM

I'm nomedical practitioner but I once read this...
Thalidomide, which was developed in the 1950s to prevent nausea during pregnancy but was found to produce fetal limb abnormalities, has been found to inhibit replication of the AIDS virus and to heal canker sores in patients with AIDS and other conditions. Thalidomide is used for treatment some symptoms of Hansen's disease, or leprosy.

MrJackMeHoff 04-19-2004 11:06 PM

http://picwhore.com/funny.jpg

neewwman 04-19-2004 11:08 PM

A thalidomide baby:

http://www.porn-gallery.com/baby.jpg

neewwman 04-19-2004 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
fucking stupid cause no one knows what the pill is ya fuckstain
Don't assume everyone is as ignorant as you are.

Missy 04-19-2004 11:14 PM

That's not funny.

pimplink 04-20-2004 01:42 AM

It's quite simple really. Whatever the mother-to-be is taking, she must always remember that it will affect her baby, whether it be good or bad. Which is why getting pregnant is never easy!

More Booze 04-20-2004 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
A thalidomide baby:

http://www.porn-gallery.com/baby.jpg

Sad, :(

IPK 04-20-2004 01:47 AM

http://www.flamehq.com/albums/wpw-d6...or4tyerjfs.jpg


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