Who else had a bad sex day yesterday?
 

Well, it happened to some friends yesterday and I can't help but laugh! My day was fine, but 3 of my friends had totally off days.

Friend #1: He gets a blowjob from a girl who's very nice. Unfortunately after 30 minutes he still hadn't busted and he simply told her "don't worry about it.. I'm probably still drunk". Not only did he not nut, but this girl has feelings for him that he doesn't feel back. Sure that's no problem, but she's a friend of a close friend!

Friend #2: He's messing around with his ex... She was teasing him all day by talking dirty and getting the occasional feels. By the time he got her home, he was so horny that 10 seconds after he put it in, he busted! The poor kid wanted to show her what she's been missing, but he ended up getting laughed at!

Friend #3: This friend is having sex with his GF. They were having sex for a pretty long time, and as the girl was about to cum, he went limp! Luckily they've been together for a long time so it was no big deal, but he's pretty embarassed!

Needless to say, 3 of my friends all called me with these stories and it makes me wonder if there's something in the air!

What about you all... Anything different about sex yesterday? :Graucho

A few days ago my gf was on top. I leaned forward to try and sit up and she came down at just the right moment and we smashed our heads together. Ruined the fuckin mood and I still have the bump on my head :mad:

fucking wikked sex yesterday!:thumbsup

Yikes... That must have hurt pretty bad. I remember doing something similar (sitting up while she was on top), and my dick made an evil popping sound. I thought I broke my cock!

I had two shoots lined up on sunday. Girl one says shes on her way. 2 hours pass by nothing... Girl two calls and says she will meet my partner in midtown. 1 hour passes by and nothing.. Now mind you I was saving my load for a week to paint the face of these whores. Now, I'm about as frustrated as corky thatcher in a game of connect 4. So me and my stunt cock went to a strip club, nutted on a dollar each, pressed them together and gave them to a dancer :)
That was the highlight of my evening.
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Hahahahah! That's fucking ruthless! If I saved up a week of cum, I'd probably need a few dollar bills just to sop up all the spunk. :1orglaugh

Yea it was pretty messy! What was even better was seeing her put them in her G-string right near her pussy. I was Like RUh ROH!
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This is why I only use my debit card these days...:glugglug

I handed it to a stripper once and she swiped it down her gash. Unfortunately there was no keypad present so she didn't get anything. :Graucho

no sex at all yesterday :(

Sorry but...I had great sex yesterday!!!!:thumbsup

Don't be sorry at all. I can totally relate! :thumbsup

I had no sex

no sex yesterday at all

no sex yesterday-too tired :(

I had sex once...