how many have been summond for jurry duty?
 

got my first summond this week, i have to appear for courty duty tomorrow, this shit fucking blows, how many of you have had to do it before?

summond? is that like salmon?

Just go in and be as racist as possible, you won't get chosen.

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reason #1 to never become a registered voter

did it once, big waste of time

I've been summoned 2 times, but both times they sent me home before the selection process even started because whoever trials were postponed or some shit

hey genius, you dont have to be a registered voter to get selected for Jury Duty

You got a drivers license dont ya?

Bring a good book. It is really boring.:)

What summons?

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I have bad habits that might influence the jury's decisions. :fart

I get one about every 3-6moths and have been since I was 18, I just toss them in the trash.

Been there 3 times in 6 years, getting old, never been seated..

just make up some excuse that you cant go because u got a killer headache or something

you guys all suck, complaining about jury duty.. You should feel lucky you have the right for a trial by jury. Half you you fucks complain about the way this country is headed and it's your own fault. You guys wanna have all the freedoms but don't want to do anything for them.

I've been summoned one time and I went and didn't get picked. Maybe one day if your in court because the govt is out to get you, maybe you would like a decent jury to judge you. Remember what goes around comes around.

I have served several times when I was employed by a company that paid full wages for jury time.

I liked it, but I enjoy participating in and learning the legal process.

now that makes me wonder...............

would I want a jury composed of the dimwits on GFY to be on a jury, if I were the defendent?

yeah , right.

I would hang myself in my cell before hand.

Put it this way, after my time serving on varous juries I have come up with the following policy:

If I am guilty - go with the jury trial.
If I am innocent - let the judge rule on the case.\

It has kept me out of jail so far.

mee no speake henglish

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when I had my jury duty, the 1st guy that got questioned told the judge he was racist, trying to get out of jury duty.. LOL was funny as hell, the judge gave him the riot act and a 10 min lecture on how he should be proud to serve in his court room and he didn't dismiss him, made him stay to entire day and come back the next.

Was funny because noone else tryed to come up with a lame excuse.. everyone was like yes sir, no sir.. a smart judge.

when the defendant enters the court, just stand up and yell "he's so f*cking guilty !!!"

then you'll get out because you can't give the guy a fair trial

never got the pleasure yet

i wonder if telling them i think the law sucks and i have no faith in it, and i hate police will persuade them in not picking me :1orglaugh

Ive had it a few times... only had to be on a jury once... I made everyone let the guy off... it was a funny case, these kids stole their teachers car twice in one day. the police returned it to her the first time and they went back and stole it again. lol


they had no proof though, just some cop saying they did it.

I got mine, gotta go in May.
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dude, you're about to make $6.00 ...

I got jury duty in Brooklyn about a year ago.

I went for the three days, but never got picked to serve on a jury.
Perhaps the stained clothes, the magazines about guns and Harleys and the Skoal baseball cap had an undesirable effect on the attorneys.
I suppose Ill never really know...

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Nope havent yet.. keeping my fingers crossed (NOT)

Don't worry about it, I think one of the prerequisites for serving on a jury is actually being able to spell "jury".

hey genius, you're wrong.

I haven't been called for jury duty before, but I would like to experience that kind of opportunity sometime in my life.Well, good luck! And do the right thing.:winkwink:

never ever.

you wish

No, I'm not

I was never a registered voter until this year, but I've been sent a jury summons before. If you have a drivers license with your address on it, you can be sent a summons.

Just tell them that you'd make the perfect juror because you can tell if someone is guilty or innocent just by looking at them

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every heard of a typo dumbass?

actually pheer is right, and they even tell you while waiting, it used ot be that way but they recently changed it so if you have a drivers liscence they can pick you

Every time I get one of those nice letters I send them a nice letter telling them I work in porn and I take pictures and video of naked women.

They've never written me back.

Nice! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not yet I haven't and I hope that day never comes. :glugglug

well allow me to be the first, i WANT to be on a jury and have never got a letter. Any canadians ever got it?

Do it because it's the right thing to do. Civic duty and all.


I like it. I get good cases.

just got back from it, it was a criminal case, i had a huge despute with one of the lawyers and they ended up not picking me :thumbsup :thumbsup