Subserviant Chicken, does what ever you tell it to do
 

Die Chicken ! Die!

What a hoot!

lol "watch tv"

There have been at least 20 fucking threads on here about this already.....
:321GFY

Watching a chicken doing nothing in front a camera during 30 sec is enough for me . closed

welcome to last week

:1orglaugh

I just made him moonwalk:glugglug

This was amusing when it was first posted last week. Now its just annoying.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:BangBang:
He doesn't do anything till you tell him to. Try having him moon, moonwalk, jumping jacks, look under the chair, LEAVE, clean up... pretty impressive the number of things they covered, actually:1orglaugh

LOL, also try:

destroy
pee
breakdance
watch TV


Sorry, I read here daily and didn't see this last week (although I saw a bit about it on TV:)) It's incredible the amout of things they anticipated when making this. Heck he even does a cartwheel:1orglaugh

This kept me amused for 30 minutes last weekend. I loved it.

garter

LOL

LOL, yeah, I'm having my 30 minutes with in inbetween the race:glugglug

handstand

HAHA, he tries

freak

Ok, I've had fun, will quit bumping this










...unless I hit something reallyfunny:glugglug

puke
fart
go crazy
karate
turn off lights bang head on couch

God Forbid you do not open the thread

if you clearly see what it says.....why do you give one fuck if someone has posted it 100 times you see what the thread is about and yet you choose to open it.....why can't you just "not read it again



I am sure the whole world is on pins and needles now because you are annoyed......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

perhaps the poster could have done a search and seen that its posted before. And people posting telling him about it help show other people not to post it again and again

The first thing I told it to do was flip the bird and he walked up to the camera and did that "no-no, shame on you" thing waving his finger around. :1orglaugh

Holy shit Manowar
I must ve really pissed you off somewhere down the line...hmmm lemme think...was it...ah yes , it was ...making comments about your name? I dont know you, so if you have nothing better to do than pick someone elses ass, go ahead. You bore me with your whining LOL
you must think your pretty cool, your whole lfe=having some clout on a messageboard? You sound vindictive too...thats a good sign of a small dick. Are you jealous as well?

I Digress

Why do you give a fuck....... it is better to look like an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt....

meaning.... your point is moot since you see interaction with people who have obviously never been to the site....

but you being so self centered feel like the board should revolve around your own preferences.......so do you really believe every poster should do a search before posting in order to accomodate your post browsing preferences.....

if the only thing you can contribute is a some lame comment about a topic being posted before....... why do you take the time.....really....... who is the fool here if you knew what the thread was about.........

who hit the link AGAIN

Do you have the same difficulty with shiny objects?????

it is ok to be wrong......it is not ok to be wrong with conviction


New rule....... all posts must be run through search so the morons stop getting confused

somebody neeeds to tell the chicken to post for everyone,PLEASE DONT POST ABOUT ME ANYMORE,ITS BEEN POSTED MILLIONS OF TIMES!

you saw what it said Ross if you had seen it why did you click the post.......what has seeing this post once more done in the way of interuppting your day.....

see here is the fundamental problem i have with posting "don't post this anymore"

guess who just bumped it so it can keep popping up....the people who no longer wish to see the post.....if it gets bumped by someone who has tried it and has a comment....well then I guess everyone has not seen it.

and if you have read the post why would you take the time to acknowledge the thread in a response??????

You are all aware you do not have to read every post.....right

:1orglaugh I typed lol and he shook his finger :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I typed destroy. The chicken started jumping around wildly like a monkey :1orglaugh

ROFLMAO...... Fuck Jim.... you ROCK :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Thank God some people get what I am saying here.......


If you have clearly seen the thread before...or several times before.....why would you add some irrelevant comment that will bump it uop......if you know its played how does bumping the thread with a moronic commnet help.....i mean at this point does anyone really get amusement out of pointing out the fact a post is a repeat......

how many times have you done a deal....pissed yourself laughing....or prevented re-posts by bumping a thread you were to ignorant to leave alone.....

me see this thread all time....

me now mad....me confused .......me tired of seeing thread more than time me see since first time

Damn straight!
tell it like it is!
cheers!:spawn

Should'nt you be watching a Hockey game????

I love that fuckin chicken man :thumbsup

my question is why is the chicken wearing a garter belt. Yikes!

When I typed destroy he threw the cusions around. He's got several clips for some actions. I noticed the clip for "moon" varies if you repeat it. My personal favorite was "punk" where he acted like he was moshing:1orglaugh

viral marketing as its best

ya, that's been around a while now.

Yeah, it was funny last week!!!

just doesnt do anything for me