Why do the ugly ones try to bribe you with sex?
 

Me: Sorry honey...You just don't have the look that my clients are seeking.

Her: What if I was willing to do something extra for you?

Me: Cool...Go wash my car and mow my lawn.



WTF? Like fucking me is gonna change the fact that my clients are not gonna want to pay for content with an ugly chick in it.......PLUS....I don't want to bang an ugly girl anyway.

Even a hard up blind man would not have wanted to screw this girl.

Yes yes.....I know there is a niche for everything but my clients are already established and I am not currently producing content for uglypeople.com

attention whores! :glugglug

pass them off to me bro

you never offer the car wash option to me???????????????

That's cause you are dead sexy. :Graucho

maybe she felt sorry for you

click sig already.

Please send the San Diego fuglies my way...

My hub caps could use a buffing.

:1orglaugh

Yep.....I'm sure that's it. I never get any pussy...Especially no high quality pussy.

Whoa is me. :(

pic?

I feel your pain brother.

:helpme

hahaha great work. did she wax your car too?

:1orglaugh - Next time tell her she's ugly?

yeah im sure it didnt have anything to do with her being a whore willing to do anything for $.

So you fucked her anyway?

I tell you that the bitch is ugly then you go and ask for a fucking pic? I can't believe you have the nerve to wonder why everybody around here thinks you're a fucking idiot.

No, I did not waste my time taking pics of her. The last time I did that....and posted them....People flicked me shit.

Never again.

I want to see how ugly.

P.S. I could give two shits what you think about me.

I have no reason to not like you...Why give me one now?

No, I didn't fuck her anyway.

I have a 12 AM booty call set up with a much better looking lady and considering that I have not had much rest lately.....I think I am gonna go take a little knap so I don't embarrass myself in a couple of hours.

Whatever you say kid. :thumbsup

:winkwink:
C'mon man so many people lick your balls on this board its pathetic.
Look at the bright side, at least i'm not a sheep :winkwink:

Was she a ho ho Ho or a cupcake cuny?

Actually...Yes, you are.

Remember this conversation? If you did not care what I thought of you then you never would have initiated it.

Session Start (ICQ - AaronM:94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:49:20 2004
[20:49] 94399723: Why are you so mean to me on gfy?
[20:53] AaronM: Who the fuck is this? If I am mean to you on GFY it's probably because you are a fucking moron.
[20:53] 97399723: this is Oracle porn
[20:55] AaronM: I rest my case. Thank you for playing.
Session Close (94399723): Wed Jan 14 20:55:36 2004

when the fuck was this?
either I was high, drunk, or depressed.....

SHIT bro send her my way...

Oh well then..That makes it OK. :thumbsup

Idiot.

As long as you think you are all almighty and powerful I am glad for you.

Never think you are better than someone else. :2 cents:

I never claimed to be almighty or powerful. I know better than that. Pull your head out of your ass.

The only thing that makes me any better than you is that I actually exercise a little common sense every once in awhile.

If you would do this...You would probably turn out to be a decent guy and fairly sucessful. I am walking away from my computer now. Maybe you should do the same and ponder my words for a few moments.... :2 cents:

hahaha OWNED

haha, no shit... unless you setup an ugly niche. There is a market for it... just throw them $50 for a shoot and see how it goes :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

You did her didn't you?

Otherwise you wouldn't be posting this. As seasoned as you are, you would not be posting this unless you were trying to convince yourself that you DID NOT do this.

:glugglug = :Oh crap = :throwup

yo aaron ugly chicks sell

just be like " your ugly ..i can find osmeone to buy your content but they will only pay me like 20$ for 200 pictures so i can only pay you 10$ and ill still let you hum on my balls "

Do you actually run porn sites X-Man, or do you just whore your sig around?

I dont think anyone here sucks up to Aaron. That i've seen anyways. Maybe some do, im not here enough to know, and I don't even know him. All i've got from him is good content and great service so yeah... i hold him in higher esteem than some guy that gets run off boards and boasts about whoring his sig.

Damn man, seriously you are not embarassed about constantly being regarded as a loser?

What amazes me is you retards always glorify Aarons stupid ass threads with responses.



Oh wait, wtf did I just do? Guess there is a first and a last time for everything. :thumbsup

Another idiot surfaces.

And yet another. :glugglug

I read the title of the thread and thought you might have been referring to the men in your life :winkwink:

Couse they are ugly and can't get enough sex?:glugglug