do you hate when people can hear you piss?
 

you ever go to someones house.. use their bathroom, and they got one of those toilets that has no room to aim to hit the side of the bowl? so people outside are gonna hear you piss.. and on top of that, if they have a thin bathroom door... does anyone else hate that? i hate listening to people piss too..

yep me to

do it in their sink

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That so fucking funny. I was put in that situation last night at a friends house. It's a small apartment with paper thin doors. We had no TV on or anything. Fucking sucked...

Usually I turn on the faucet, Or an exhaust fan if provided, and in sever instances: The Courtesy Flush

Shitting after a long weekend drinking and living off of Taco Bell Chalupas with Fire Sauce is a whole other can of worms :1orglaugh

Just sit down. Works for me.

I hate this kind of bathroom too, it's so uncomfortable.:winkwink:

But the water's so cold when it hits the lower depths of the toilet water :Graucho

me too

I piss like a racehorse. Like the unfreezing scene in Austin Powers, or the press conference in Police Squad LOL
Everyone has to pee - just make sure you get it all in the bowl :winkwink:

pissing doesnt bother me, but shitting is a big problem.:helpme

Sweet jesus. Im not the only one. I should share my concerns more often. :GFYBand

Another thing is shitting in the house with my girlfriend while she's reading a book or something. No noise whatsoever. And just recently THE EXAUST FAN BROKE. So I am FUCKED!

YES, i hate this! Sometimes when I'm re-touching my makeup in a public bathroom and I can hear other people peeing and a lot of times they fart, lol Sometimes I'm self conscious so I can't pee when there's other people around, it takes a longer time for it to come out.

It's worse when you have to do a #2 in a public bathroom because everytime it hits the water it makes a loud "plop" noise.

i did that one time at a girl's house, she was right outside.. i didnt expect it at all but just the way i sat down.. combined with a pissing contraction let out a huge wet fart. sounded like i just dropped a nice pound of diahrea everywhere

NICE! :thumbsup

Dude, thanks for brightening up my day. I'm rolling laughing :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah very:glugglug

Watch "Along Came Polly" to learn about bathroom troubles

What he said.

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Hey man...I've got a donkey dick too. I know all about that. I don't mind the cold water...as long as there's no shit floating in it :Graucho

I guess some people actually like the sound of pissing! :1orglaugh

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