Meet Tim.
 

This is Tim. He's a good ol' West Texas redneck. At 51 years of age, he looks like he is half dead.

Life has been rough on old Timmay. Not the best childhood, 2 tours in Vietnam, 1 Purple Heart, and not a hell of a lot of class or good looks.

BUT.....There are lessons to be learned from Tim. Tim is constantly getting top notch 18 to 25 year old pussy. How do I know this? I have been friends with Tim for about 8 years now. In that time I have seen this man pull one hottie after another.

Now Tim lives in Atlanta and if I end up going to the Atlanta show, I will be sure and bring him along since he is always good for more than a few laughs.

Most of this is pretty pointless accept for one pearl of wisdom that he siad to me a few weeks ago. I asked him how he gets these chicks. His reply?

"At my age and with my looks, I never know if I am gonna be able to get it up again or even have another chance to try. I fuck every girl as if it is my last chance to get some."

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Hi Tim, thanks for the advice......

That guy gets hot pussy?

Holy shit, I can't believe that guy is that ugly and is still getting pussy! Who wouldda thought! More power to ya Tim :)

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I've heard and seen uglier/older/more dead guy getting shitloads of hot pussy

It's all about game. Believe it or not...He's got it. :thumbsup

he isnt by any chance a dj in a titty bar is he? he looks like more than a few that ive known

Not such a surprise. If I could claim to be Willie Nelson I'd get lotsa hot young 'tang too.

Tim realy rocks :thumbsup

That's true...hang around that guy, man...bet he's got lots of lessons to teach a young guy about pimpin'.

Yep..He sure as fuck is. :thumbsup

He's one lucky Tim!

only shit that man hi fuck ...yep maybe hi take Viagra...lol

what a strapping stud!

i think you missed your ESL class.

English motherfucker!!!!!

what % of these 18-25 yo girls he pulls comes from the strip club?

I could see how strippers and sex workers might want/need an older guy in their life....



Your codom-shopper thing was classic though
:thumbsup :1orglaugh

This thread is brilliant. There is hope for us all yet!

good for Tim

I would say about 20% of them are strippers. He and I were both hitting on a waitress at the Outback Steak house...Here's how that went down.....


She asked him what he does for a living.

"I'm a titty bar DJ darlin."

REALLY!? Then she sat down next to me and started chatting with him. She forgot all about the other customers for about 5 minutes and was loudly telling us how she was a stripper about a year ago.

Moving along....

Finally Tim tells her that she may be interested in what I do. She asks and I handed her a business card that I use for recruituing models.

Now she is hooked but has to run off and take care of other customers.

A few minutes later she returned and plops down even closer to me and in a not so quiet voice says:

"I have done some porn stuff before! I was all oiled up and they had me spread out on a Vette and bang hte living hell out of my pussy!"

This sort of conversation went on for a bit then I told her that I would be back in May and would be interested in shooting her if she was up for it.

This is where it gets interesting.....

Several tables of customers are paying close attention to our conversation at this point.

I asked her for her number and she gave it to me. Then she says:

"What are you doing later tonight?" Tim looks her dead in the eye and says: "With any luck...You."

Soooo....Then she says: "Cool! I get off at 7 and would love to hook up." Then she asked me how much longer I was in town for and I said another day and a half.

She says: "Tell ya what, call me later tonight and we can hook up tomorrow. Just don't call me after midnight."

Me: "Why not after midnight? Do you turn into a pumpkin?"

Her: "No, you will wake up my husband and I don't think he is gonna be happy that that I am fucking somebody else."

I could go on with more details but this is pretty long winded and I think you get the just of it by now.


UNRELATED NOTE:

I like renting Mitsubishi Exclips Spiders when I travel...I have been blown in them twice this year and even with the seat all the way back....My stomach muscles still cramp up when I blow my load. And no.....It was not with Tim.

hi tim

tim kicks ass

Hello Tim :1orglaugh

lol @ unrelated note.

ahoy hoy Tim...

cheers for the story aaron.. it was a good bedtime story.

night.