I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First
off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw."
But I said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles."
The dentist said, "OK, I'll get out the gas to put you to sleep."
However, I said, "Nope, I'm allergic to the gas."
So the dentist said, "Just a minute, I'll go look for something else."
After awhile he came back with a couple of pills.
I asked, "What kind of pills are those?"
The dentist said, "Viagra."
I said, "What the Fuck!! Why these?"
The dentist said, "They won't help the pain, but they'll give you
something to hang on to while I pull your damn tooth.


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YAYUHH!!

lame!

Fuck off :glugglug

It would be funnier if the punch line was...

They won't help the pain but they'll give you something to bite down on while I pull your tooth.

Thanks Fozzy.


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