I put up a profile on a dating site ........
 

And so many ladies responded its crazy. Alot of horny broads looking for some dick in NY , I hope I will be able to handle all these broads. Sometimes I wish I wasnt so damn good looking, its like a fucking pain sometimes tbh.

sounds rough.....

Those dating sites are kind of crazy......I went back to a dating site after my girlfriend and I broke up a month ago, and in the first two weeks I had about 12 dates......sometimes two different girls on the same night. I had to slow down because I was so busy in the office, but WOW there are a ton of women out there looking for love......it's like shooting fish in a barrel.:glugglug

the ladies are really guys just looking to bang an unsuspecting pretty boy in the ass.

www.gaydar.co.uk ?

What a tough life.
:1orglaugh

What are we going to sell to these women Juicy? Seems like alot of good targetted sales leads, just not sure what for. Birth control methods? Sex toys?

I used to be on facethejury.com and I got contacted by hundreds of girls. Alot of them were HOT. I figured they had to have some sort of issues. It can't be that easy.

Which site is that?

All chicks have issues regardless, all i want is to poke them with my dong

Your pic was fucking hot though (if it was the pic on your sig)

Gay guys opinion:2 cents:

the question is: have you fucked them?

hahaha LOL

dont act like men dont have issues either.


sometimes a girl just needs a fuck nothing more and nothing less, next thing you know men are attached......

Nah not true. Men never have issues. All we want to do is cuddle

It's wild sometimes, several times I've just gone to LUNCH with a girl, and 45 minutes later she telling me that she lives close by and would I like to.....

and these are good looking women too! My buddies at the office are going crazy with the parade of girls that have been coming through with me lately. It got so that I joined another one just to keep things a little easier to seperate. (one girl from one site, the next from the other, etc....)

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

Guys tend to like me more than girls do. Gay friends are always harassing me!

sucks to be you

I fucked the first one I actually met and ended up dating her for 10 months. :winkwink:

Hahahaha :1orglaugh

Juicy you are so hot. I want a piece of the action!

See another success story. Alot of people I know have met good fucks on these dating sites. Just another venue to find some fresh ass to tap

This is in Miami? all the girls here seem so high maintenance, Were you using adultfriendfinder or something? haha

Contact me to book a sex date

Duh ... even ugly ppl like you get replies :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

High maintenance just needs more sex and a nicer hotel room

HAHAHA, well said. :thumbsup

your absolutely correct men never have issues and all they want to do is cuddle! LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

new fuck friends rock

take them out for dinner, show them a good time, wear one of those hot wife beaters, watch mona lisa smile...then when she starts wanting to score be like....i dont kiss on the first date. True u might get raped, but it will be an experience like no other

hey!, this is juicys thread...juicy tell stories, not YOU, no hijack :mad: :mad:

Where was we?, your karisma and charm, right?... tell me
more about it.




:winkwink:

damb good looking

Actually, just normal dating sites.....and the girls here aren't nearly as high maintanence as they like to portray.....and besides, the right attitude will get you anywhere you want to go.....high maintenance or not:2 cents:

You're a R-O-B-O-T.

good luck :thumbsup

:Graucho

weird never tried a dating site. Always could find enough people by just going out.

juicy what site ?

i use to say the exact same thing, til i went out with my girlfriend (shes HOTT) and we met up with this HOTT as hell guy. I turned to her and was like WHERE DID YOU MEET HIM?

her fucken response was thru hotornot.com!!!!!! shir enough the next day i registered!!!!!!!

Here's my usual dating site ad:

"MWM seeking discreet relationship with women wqho love to be spanked and wear adult diapers. I'm into blindfolds, lots of oral sex, greek sex, anal, analigus, spanking, long walks on the beach followed by asshole licking, sploshing and Starry skies. I'm seeking an open-minded female between the ages of 18 and 40 for wicked times, fun, bondage and hardcore buttfucking. No freaks."

You're right man, being good lookin' is
hard enough....:Graucho

Being so damb good looking, I feel your pain :(

so rough to be juicy...whats the secret???
anyways...in case u end up beating off there are a couple of big tit dvd's going your way, should get to you by tomorrow or thursday? i sent them from the island too :winkwink:

I used Lavalife once. It sucks! I do wat better the old fashion way!!
Gotta gf now so don't need that shit anymore.

These days is so much easier. I met my wife in a chat room :winkwink: