Dont You Hate
 

when yer working all night and you takea break for a min, twist up some relaxiation and then realize your fuckhead partners took the lighter home,...... I guess if you prefer ciggerets it still applies,.... fucking city there isnt even a 24 hr spot nearby to get one,... if I burn myself on the foreman grill I'm gonna blow up the office

You'll have to keep an emergency book of matches hidden. I bet they took the lighter on purpose (jk)

get the cheap ones,no one ever wants those

drugs are bad mmmmmk

I hate when i see newbies posts new stupid threads like u do...:glugglug

I have 50 lighters and I have them stashed all over the house, excessive but very effective! :glugglug

i hate it when i see newbies post stupid replies like you do....:glugglug

haha, preparation is key!

I have like 25 lighters from all the various sponsors and tradeshows I've been to. Weird thing is I don't even smoke. Well, not often :)

WG

The Dr.is dead, Lens Killled him

A stand up comic says to the audience:

"Ok, for my next joke I need to borrow a lighter from somehahahaha in the crowd"

2 people toss a lighter on stage

Comedian then pulls out large hidden garbage bag full of lighters and says

"That's awsome, I only got one lighter at the last show"

get high.. it feels good.

seriously.

do you not have a stove

seriously you can let the thread die, he's gone