Is there a program that shows you...
 

EVERYTHING your computer is doing? And lets you view it in real time through a hahahahahaha, or in logs?

Accesing the harddrive, files, memory, etc... like SnoopDOS for the Amiga did?

Cmon... someone knows... there's something fucking up my computer... it's fucking up IE... can't save my history... slowing it down... etc....

...and I can't run my task manager, it keeps crashing...

I checked my hosts file, my DNS connections, Network Settings, Startup Folder, etc... now I'm running an online Virus checker and online Trojan checker...

But I would really like a program that will tell me EVERYTHING that is loaded in RAM and EVERY proccess that is happening...

I also downloaded the newest security patch... and checked my harddrive to make sure I have enough free space... did I miss anything?