Blonde Joke....
 

A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have that much money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes,
anything" the blonde promised.
'Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door," the man said. She did. He then said, "Now get on your knees".
She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out.." he said. She reached it and grabbed it with both hands.... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well.. go ahead".
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it.. and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said, "Hello mom, can you hear me?"



Hehe: "Talk to the dick" ...

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OK, another " dumb blond " joke ( sorry girls. it's only a joke)

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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend".
The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".
So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money".
The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

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ohh yeah haha

:) The first one was better

lol:

How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?
She opens the car door.


:)

How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

There was a blonde burnett and redhead on the tallest building...

If all 3 jumped off who would land last...



The blonde... She would stop and ask directions

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.

How can you tell a blond has been working at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

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what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?




pregnant.

hahah great reads. thx for the posts