son of a bitch... check this shit out@#%^&*
 

i got it from another thread...

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

he does whatever you type.. ive tried stuff like

dance
jump
lay down

even smoke! the mother fucker smokes !

I typed fuck and he came up the the screen and gave a thumbs down.
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LOL, what on earth is that? I typed "touch your beak" and he did...

BK employs someone to stand there and do tricks in front of a live cam? :1orglaugh

tell him to moonwalk

running man too

LOL -- type in strip

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Ah, I see it's prerecorded... you can see subtle changes in lighting and camera position when he does each thing.

Great idea though, much more fun than a chat bot. :thumbsup

haha

mine keeps on locking up. keeps on saying CONTACTING CHICKEN and thats it

I told him to show me his dick and he came to the camera and ........

Some one has a sad life. :1orglaugh

i told him to do irish dancing


bahahahha

no cart wheels... damn.

tell him to masturbate and watch what happens

That is one ugly chicken :1orglaugh

i got him to do it.. type cartwheel and it does it

type in god wow this is good

that site is owned by burger king i think. it has a like to BK.com and it shows the burger king logo

tell him to grab his balls! lmao

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damn if it is owned by bk i told the thing to grab his nutts and that fucker latched on to them like someone was going to steal them:1orglaugh

OMFG :1orglaugh

dance, cartwheel, pushups, jump, turn around

lol...type in 'do karate'

i'm going to have fun with this guy!
:winkwink:

a guy isnt actually there though

ask for specific things

wont happen

did anyone type in "weed" yet?

I told him to do the Kick Worm....fuck this is hilarious:1orglaugh

poo
penis
anus

:glugglug

i told him to jerk off for me and he ran at camera and waved his fingure no no lol

Tell him to pee like a dog. Looks like they got it all pretty much coverd. That was a good post i had my laugh for the night thanks for the laugh brizzad

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