I was fired today.
 

Today was the day of my yearly review. I agonized over this day for many weeks, it even put a damper on my trip to Phoenix.

After looking over my previous history it was decided that I could no longer handle the responsibilities of cleaning my desk.

So I was fired, but I did give myself a nice severance package.

There is an opening for desk cleaner in my company now..please email resumes to.

webmaster at mydesk.com

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did u steal stuff from work when u left?:thumbsup

what's the pay?

$10 an hour plus I give free lap dances, but you must sign a wavier that protects me from sexual harassment claims.

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i don't think lot of people would do that ;P

lol

hot. i'm down. where do i send my CV?

I'd rather keep a record clean then steal for few hundread $$


god damn edit feature

I dont blame you... cleaning sucks

Can you clean toilets in a ballerina costume?

my email came back :/ thats odd

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sucks to hear you were fired...
i thought designing was your full time job? i guess not...
where did you work? how much were you getting paid?






































































you thought I didn't read the post didn't ya?

" a clean desk is the sign of a sick mind"

what if you leave the oven on for a week? :Graucho

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