What is your ESCAPE PLAN ?
 

Every man should have an escape plan for emergencies.

-military draft
-accidental homicide
-economic collapse
- unexpected pregnancy

Me: I have $100k in gold and cash stashed near my home. I also have certain 'hahahahahahahahas' to help me out in a jam. I've been studying Spanish lately, and I'm fluent in 3 more languages.

What's your plan?

I hear Siberia is beautiful this time of year

Wait for stupid people to post to details about their money and valuables stashes. Track them down, kill them and take their stuff.