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AaronM 04-09-2004 09:30 AM

ATTN: Hank_MrSkin
 
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Drink your heart out baby. Each barrel pours 240 5ths. There are approximately 70 million gallons of Jack Daniel's in the barrel houses in Lynchburg. Unfortunately, Moore is a dry county so you can not purchase any of it for consumption....That's a crime in itself if you ask me.

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I am considering buying this bar.

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Oracle Porn 04-09-2004 09:31 AM

:glugglug

psyko514 04-09-2004 09:32 AM

wow.... that's hot.

i'd hit it.

lazycash 04-09-2004 09:36 AM

I don't think a black man wants to go anywhere near a town called Lynchburg, stay home Hank.

DarkJedi 04-09-2004 09:39 AM

hahaha nice :glugglug

Yo Adrian 04-09-2004 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lazycash
I don't think a black man wants to go anywhere near a town called Lynchburg, stay home Hank.
:1orglaugh

I can't even smell JD without being reminded of one of the worst hangovers I've ever had in my life back in high school

AaronM 04-09-2004 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lazycash
I don't think a black man wants to go anywhere near a town called Lynchburg, stay home Hank.

Shhhh.....I have been working this plan for far too long for you to screw it up now. :mad:

StuartD 04-09-2004 09:44 AM

If Hank went there, he'd probably get himself a pool, fill it up with JD and swim in it :1orglaugh

mindoza 04-09-2004 09:46 AM

might be a great product but they treat their employees like slaves. I read an article about them. They are being sued for unfair labor practices. They have all theese Bizarre rules and you are limited to bathroom breaks and can only go on scheduled bathroom breaks and other shit like that!

Ross 04-09-2004 09:48 AM

That bar looks real good!

Raven 04-09-2004 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mindoza
might be a great product but they treat their employees like slaves. I read an article about them. They are being sued for unfair labor practices. They have all theese Bizarre rules and you are limited to bathroom breaks and can only go on scheduled bathroom breaks and other shit like that!
Best look at WalMart, too...and several other companies...

Aaron, my friend....your face says it all...that was heaven for you!

I'm surprised Mr. Hank didn't take the JD shirt off your back when he saw it in Phoenix.

gornyhuy 04-09-2004 10:20 AM

Looks like fun!
Are they allowed to give out free samples on the distillery tour, since they are technically not "selling" it then?

AaronM 04-09-2004 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Looks like fun!
Are they allowed to give out free samples on the distillery tour, since they are technically not "selling" it then?

No.

Phoenix 04-09-2004 10:24 AM

brewery trips are fun


would be cool to organise a trip to the sleeman brewery or something

they got tons of free samples

Rictor 04-09-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Looks like fun!
Are they allowed to give out free samples on the distillery tour, since they are technically not "selling" it then?

I think dry county means you can't give away or sell alcohol. They don't want it in their town. Kind of strange that Jack Daniels would be located in a dry county.

WiredGuy 04-09-2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
brewery trips are fun


would be cool to organise a trip to the sleeman brewery or something

they got tons of free samples


Isn't there one in Guelph?
WG

AaronM 04-09-2004 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


I think dry county means you can't give away or sell alcohol. They don't want it in their town. Kind of strange that Jack Daniels would be located in a dry county.


They pretty much own the county. My guess is that they do this for publicity. It gets people talking.

My friend asked them where the closest bar was....They told him "12 miles in any direction."

You know those bars pour a lot of Jack. :glugglug

Axeman 04-09-2004 11:32 AM

damn that bar is tight! You should get it Aaron

AaronM 04-09-2004 03:33 PM

Bump for Hank. Where are ya bro?

WiredGuy 04-09-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Bump for Hank. Where are ya bro?
He found where the brewery was and is having a double JD as we speak :)

WG

studio 04-09-2004 04:43 PM

Jack and I don't get along...

Hustler DJ 04-09-2004 05:05 PM

Aaron -- are they seriously selling those bars? Do they come any bigger? I've been looking for something cool for the back room of the house... please hit me up if you get a chance (and you're not diving waist deep into a barrel)... :Graucho
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JFK 04-09-2004 06:01 PM

Hey Hank, JD is on the menu and you're not around ??:glugglug :glugglug

makefuckingmoney 04-10-2004 02:19 AM

I stole hanks bottle of JD in phx..

sorry hank!

you can stab me in the head with a fork!

Rico 04-10-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
I stole hanks bottle of JD in phx..

sorry hank!

you can stab me in the head with a fork!

Duhhham :)

beemk 04-10-2004 02:57 AM

is that in tennesee? im thinking about stopping there on the way back from the ATL show

Dusen 04-10-2004 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy



Isn't there one in Guelph?
WG

There is that small "Brick" brewery in Waterloo.

TheFrog 04-10-2004 05:12 AM

looks good, the bar is pretty damn cool:thumbsup

B40 04-10-2004 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen


There is that small "Brick" brewery in Waterloo.

That's what I was going to say. $5 gets you a "tour" which includes as much beer as you want :glugglug

Hank_Heartland 04-10-2004 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
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Drink your heart out baby. Each barrel pours 240 5ths. There are approximately 70 million gallons of Jack Daniel's in the barrel houses in Lynchburg. Unfortunately, Moore is a dry county so you can not purchase any of it for consumption....That's a crime in itself if you ask me.

http://ampcontent.com/BoardPix/Lynchburg003.jpg

I am considering buying this bar.

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I was there too about 10 yrs ago...If it wasn't dry I would have moved there!!!

Bro, buy the bar and have them send 2 to me with full barrels:1orglaugh

Hank_Heartland 04-10-2004 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lazycash
I don't think a black man wants to go anywhere near a town called Lynchburg, stay home Hank.
They don't scare me...and JD my good buddy owns the county:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hank_Heartland 04-10-2004 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian


:1orglaugh

I can't even smell JD without being reminded of one of the worst hangovers I've ever had in my life back in high school

Dude,

The worse hangover in life is from 100 proof Southern Comfort:glugglug :throwup :throwup

High Quality 04-10-2004 06:06 AM

Thats hilarious that lynchburg is in a dry county!

Hank_Heartland 04-10-2004 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


I think dry county means you can't give away or sell alcohol. They don't want it in their town. Kind of strange that Jack Daniels would be located in a dry county.

The Distillery (There is a difference from brewery) was there before it was a dry county....but the god damn rednecks fucked it up:glugglug

Hank_Heartland 04-10-2004 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
I stole hanks bottle of JD in phx..

sorry hank!

you can stab me in the head with a fork!

Now I'm going to sick Cloey on your ass for sure:321GFY :helpme :1orglaugh

Hank_Heartland 04-10-2004 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
is that in tennesee? im thinking about stopping there on the way back from the ATL show
Yep:drinkup

AaronM 04-10-2004 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hustler DJ
Aaron -- are they seriously selling those bars? Do they come any bigger? I've been looking for something cool for the back room of the house... please hit me up if you get a chance (and you're not diving waist deep into a barrel)... :Graucho
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Yes, they seriously sell them and yes, they do have larger ones available.

tbabe 04-10-2004 08:36 AM

I drank JD once. Me and my hahahaha took a vote and decided never to drink it again.

AaronM 04-10-2004 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tbabe
I drank JD once. Me and my hahahaha took a vote and decided never to drink it again.

That's what you get for drinking that cheap black label shit.

If it ain't Silver Select...I won't drink it.

WiredGuy 04-10-2004 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen
There is that small "Brick" brewery in Waterloo.
Done that :)

I love the Lion Brewery actually, it's like $2/pint and one pint is enough to get me drunk!

WG

Rich 04-10-2004 12:50 PM

Very nice, what does one of those barrel's run?

I visited the Glenfiddich Distillery in Dufftown, Scotland, birthplace of Scotch. It was something. :glugglug

hova 04-10-2004 12:58 PM

WOW! I want one of those barrels man

Rich 04-10-2004 01:04 PM

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The Alibi 04-10-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank_MrSkin


Dude,

The worse hangover in life is from 100 proof Southern Comfort:glugglug :throwup :throwup

I feel your pain, or at least I felt that same pain once.

evildick 04-10-2004 01:19 PM

How much do the bars cost?


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