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Rictor 04-08-2004 10:08 PM

I Fucking Hate Poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
So I'm playing at the micro tables and you pretty much have to go all-in when you have something decent or all 10 people at the table call and fuck you.

So I go all-in on pocket aces. One dude with pocket 8s calls. I lose.

So I get Ace/4. Flop deals me a off-suit straight and I check to see if anyone bets. A couple guys bet so I go all-in since I have best possible hand on the table.

Both call and the river deals them both full houses.

So I'm fed up and decide to steal a pot preflop at the other table I'm playing on. I have Ace/King and go all-in. Everyone folds but one guy. A king comes up and a pair...so I have a decent hand. The other guy has pocket aces.

I played in a tournament and got shit pockets all night. I was small blind and got Q/2 and someone raised fairly high so I folded when I would have normally called. QQ2 on flop. I never even got a pair of 2s in the next 50 hands I played.

A pox on pokerboat.com!

Royaltee_Gee 04-08-2004 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
So I'm playing at the micro tables and you pretty much have to go all-in when you have something decent or all 10 people at the table call and fuck you.

So I go all-in on pocket aces. One dude with pocket 8s calls. I lose.

So I get Ace/4. Flop deals me a off-suit straight and I check to see if anyone bets. A couple guys bet so I go all-in since I have best possible hand on the table.

Both call and the river deals them both full houses.

So I'm fed up and decide to steal a pot preflop at the other table I'm playing on. I have Ace/King and go all-in. Everyone folds but one guy. A king comes up and a pair...so I have a decent hand. The other guy has pocket aces.

I played in a tournament and got shit pockets all night. I was small blind and got Q/2 and someone raised fairly high so I folded when I would have normally called. QQ2 on flop. I never even got a pair of 2s in the next 50 hands I played.

A pox on pokerboat.com!


Dude your an amateur... You usually call with q/2... Pahh

I mean everything you say is pointless , cause serious poker is situational....

If you had the best and were goodd % favorite, you should say I'd do the exact same thing if I had to do it over again.. You gota put your money in with the best and the biggest edges % wise and let the cards fall.. Man if I wined about all the discusting bad beats i've had.. Id have a novel...

bcooter 04-08-2004 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee



Dude your an amateur... You usually call with q/2... Pahh

I mean everything you say is pointless , cause serious poker is situational....

If you had the best and were goodd % favorite, you should say I'd do the exact same thing if I had to do it over again.. You gota put your money in with the best and the biggest edges % wise and let the cards fall.. Man if I wined about all the discusting bad beats i've had.. Id have a novel...


actually, every thing YOU said was pointless.

tranza 04-08-2004 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by bcooter



actually, every thing YOU said was pointless.

I couldn't agree more! :thumbsup

Rictor 04-08-2004 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee



Dude your an amateur... You usually call with q/2... Pahh

I mean everything you say is pointless , cause serious poker is situational....

If you had the best and were goodd % favorite, you should say I'd do the exact same thing if I had to do it over again.. You gota put your money in with the best and the biggest edges % wise and let the cards fall.. Man if I wined about all the discusting bad beats i've had.. Id have a novel...

Yes, I call with Q/2 when blinds are low and I'm the small blind. I guess that makes me an amateur. :1orglaugh

It was 15 chips. But yah, when some one raises it to 150 chips, I fold Q/2.

pornstar2pac 04-08-2004 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor


Yes, I call with Q/2 when blinds are low and I'm the small blind. I guess that makes me an amateur. :1orglaugh

It was 15 chips. But yah, when some one raises it to 150 chips, I fold Q/2.


the game of poker is about patience. that is all it's about. your in a faze where you have no patience right now for anything, therefore your gonna lose in poker:2 cents:


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