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420 04-06-2004 11:38 PM

I almost got arrested
 
I should call my story "How 420 almost missed 4/20"

I went to see a man about a dog and on the way back I was enjoying a blunt. It was raining out so I had the wi<i></i>ndows up. Apparently I forgot to stop at a stop sign. I was probably 500 feet from my house so I just disregarded the cop's lights. I was about to turn onto my street and he turned on his sirens and told me to pull up to the gas station. I was a little scared by this point so I crumbled the blunt up and threw it on the back floor mat (keep in mind this dog is under my seat, and its a very large dog)

So he told me to get out of the car and asked if I was smoking, I told him yes (of course there was smoke pouring out of the car). He asked if there was any more in the car and I told him that I threw the crumpled blunt on the floor in the back. He had me standing around for about an hour then finally just gave me a ticket for running the stop sign and some other things unrelated to the blunt he found.

I have some traffic fines to pay which is okay with me.

MistressLuna 04-06-2004 11:41 PM

Smoke up my brother:thumbsup

twistyneck 04-06-2004 11:42 PM

It's too bad you weren't arrested. Maybe then you could have gotten the help you so desperately need.

TDF 04-06-2004 11:42 PM

i never smoke and ride anymore

Lonny 04-06-2004 11:44 PM

some cops are cool. hope you smoked one once you got inside the pad.

nofx 04-06-2004 11:44 PM

the cannabis jesus was with you.
glad everything turned out ok.
i just got done with all of my possession of drug paraphernalia shit a few days ago( $200 fine)

smoke a bowl with me in celebration :stoned

Digipimp 04-06-2004 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
It's too bad you weren't arrested. Maybe then you could have gotten the help you so desperately need.
For real, maybe next time your dumbass misses that stop sign and hits a mini van full of kids.

:thumbsup

KDizzla 04-06-2004 11:48 PM

Youre lucky your not in county right now. :1orglaugh

mahoney 04-06-2004 11:48 PM

The exact same thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago 1/2 block from my door except i admitted to nothing and they found nothing :rasta :rasta

n0de 04-06-2004 11:49 PM

The only reason the cop prolly let you go was because you told him the truth about where the remainder of the blunt was, if you would have said "I smoked it all" he would have def put the cuffs on lol

Cops figure it is fun to put dudes in jail when they are blazed the fuck out LOL

Le Dieu des bonnes gens 04-06-2004 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420
I should call my story "How 420 almost missed 4/20"

I went to see a man about a dog and on the way back I was enjoying a blunt. It was raining out so I had the wi<i></i>ndows up. Apparently I forgot to stop at a stop sign. I was probably 500 feet from my house so I just disregarded the cop's lights. I was about to turn onto my street and he turned on his sirens and told me to pull up to the gas station. I was a little scared by this point so I crumbled the blunt up and threw it on the back floor mat (keep in mind this dog is under my seat, and its a very large dog)

So he told me to get out of the car and asked if I was smoking, I told him yes (of course there was smoke pouring out of the car). He asked if there was any more in the car and I told him that I threw the crumpled blunt on the floor in the back. He had me standing around for about an hour then finally just gave me a ticket for running the stop sign and some other things unrelated to the blunt he found.

I have some traffic fines to pay which is okay with me.

You are ONE STUPID fuck, first YOU SMOKE Drugs and drive a CAR, fucking stupid, then you POST your STORY on a public message Board, even more STUPID.

God bless AMERICA

420 04-06-2004 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Le Dieu des bonnes gens


You are ONE STUPID fuck, first YOU SMOKE Drugs and drive a CAR, fucking stupid, then you POST your STORY on a public message Board, even more STUPID.

God bless AMERICA

yes I am retarded and I am smoking another blunt right now

why would anyone pretend to be french?

mahoney 04-06-2004 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by n0de
The only reason the cop prolly let you go was because you told him the truth about where the remainder of the blunt was, if you would have said "I smoked it all" he would have def put the cuffs on lol

Cops figure it is fun to put dudes in jail when they are blazed the fuck out LOL

Denial to the end :2 cents:

Fukeneh 04-06-2004 11:58 PM

smoking and driving is retarded. wait till you get home.

Diabolical Cord 04-07-2004 12:09 AM

How much bud do you have to have for them to bust you for possession?

nofx 04-07-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Diabolical Cord
How much bud do you have to have for them to bust you for possession?
any amount will do. even the smallest little flake.

Napolean 04-07-2004 12:25 AM

when i was in high school, twice a year on random dates the cops would block the exits to the parking lot and search every car with police dogs

if you had so much as resin detected, you were either suspended, expelled and fined.

twas bullshit..

oh yeah.. even if you didnt have shit and the dogs scratched the paint on your car.. they refused to pay for damages.

fucked up shit.

Fucking Auke 04-07-2004 01:17 AM

I'm happy that i live in the netherlands!
Here they give you your shit back and tell you to go home!
After an advice to not smoke while driving!

LexiLexxx 04-07-2004 01:37 AM

I have been out on the Lake, in a 40 ft boat....
cops come up with there police dogs and search
the boat! I had to get up in one cops face so he
could look into my eyes...LOL

I was like what? He said have you been smoking
dope? I said no, officer! LOL

I said, I drank like 10 beers and I weight 120,
he was pissed...no drugs!!! Haha

I just got on the boat from smoking a fat one!
I don't smoke anymore, weed's not the same
as it use to be! Anyhow, wait until you get home!

and stop getting the Dog Stoned!

:thumbsup

reynold 04-07-2004 02:55 AM

Good thing it's just "almost".

Babagirls 04-07-2004 03:10 AM

i currently have a warrant for my arrest.....should be lifted by the end of next week though.:thumbsup

SMOKE'EM IF YA GOT'EM! :1orglaugh

DR_PHIL 04-07-2004 03:20 AM

lucky u arent black


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