whats yer favorite excuse?
 

mine is I had a 'personal hygiene emergency' you say that to someone and the questions just go away

What the fuck are you talking about man?

i hate excuses. i also hate tight ass people who expect you to give them a good excuse for stupid shit

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My favorite excuse is the excuse Patrick Batemen excessively used in American Pyscho. The best example was he was breaking up with his wife of atleast a couple years in a restaurant and she started crying. His excuse to get out of the situation

"I have to leave, I forget to return some rental video tapes"

:1orglaugh