God The Almighty Himself Has OFFICIALLY Asked Me To Do A Few Things
 

1. get off this fucking board on Sundays.

2. just get off the board today and go do something else.

okay God, this time ill accept your message.

see you fuckers around

later.

:thumbsup

there is no god

Well since I know you will be doing it Stoned, then it will be a great time cause you will be there, and your stoned!

god bless

Fletch i dont recall telling you that :Graucho

:glugglug He told me to drink more,post more

go take another bong hit

He told me to tell you that he was
just joking!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

really?! he told me the same thing
except for getting off the board.:Graucho

next time you see God, tell him that satan thinks he is a fag.

that wasn't god. that was an acid trip.

God told me exploiting women by selling porn was a sin... so I decided I'd worship the devil, seems like a better plan to get on his good side!

http://lectric.iwarp.com/images/beer_cooler.jpg

What every webmaster should have.

:Graucho

I don't believe it was god. God tells people to kill each other, burn down abortion clinics, judge others, and try to force your views on others.

bump for Jesus

tell her i said hi :glugglug

God told me to start flyfishing and he also gave me a recipe for a killer meatloaf.

Have a good day, man!

:glugglug

Cheers bro.

OWN3D :1orglaugh

Can't argue with him!

:helpme