Quick, somone get mad at me and flame me...
 

I ate your mom out.

And then?

1 cross + 3 nails = 4GVN

no joke, there's a car parked on the corner of my street with a bumper sticker that says that.

Thats super hip.


Man I wish I could be witty like jesus.


..oh shit! I am JESUS.


PWNED.

NO AND THEN!

You...you...SON OF A BITCH!!
sorry God...I take it back...:helpme

i'm running low on jesus jokes right now

Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to the chicken!




What's the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

Mom jokes are for high school kiddies.

Thats not what your mom said last night.

I would say further about how bad your comebacks are since you want to be flamed. But you already seem to be a big enough flamer anyways, so I won't waste my time.

Your mom liked it when I ran it by her.

You have lousy taste in wallpaper.

this guy is in a league with lil2rich4u2 and oracle porn

pretty sad

i think offspring sang about you once....pretty fly?

lol. Nice sig video :1orglaugh

Hilarious thread ;) :thumbsup