"Hey, are you a butt pirate?"
 

So last night I'm drunk off my ASS stumbling around the Lightspeed party suite with a few awesome people. We're talking about the gay party going on next door. I decide to go over and talk to someone.

I walk outside and get right up close and personal to this dude I didn't recognize and I ask him, "Are you a butt pirate?"

He looks at me and says nothing, so I walk on. A few minutes later I'm surrounded by a couple guys. One of them has a lot of attitude. He's telling me I insulted his friend and must apologize immediately. I don't really like it very much when people tell me what I MUST do. I ask him who he is and he tells me, "it doesn't matter, just apologize to my friend."

I extend my hand to him and introduce myself (I didn't have a name tag on). Now that he knows who I am, he immediately starts smiling and knows I was just fucking around. It turns out that he's from IllCash (God, I hope I'm remembering these details right... I had SO many Vodka/RedBulls by this time).

Now that they know who I am, the original guy that I "insulted" starts apologizing to me for taking it as an insult. I, in return, apologized to him for not making it clear that I was just having a good time and attempting to be funny (when you're drunk, it is indeed funny for those around you to see & hear you walking up to people at random and asking if they're butt pirates).

Meanwhile, my girlfriend has been notified by a friend that I'm outside surrounded by webmasters that want to kick my ass. She's looking for me wanting to come to my rescue. But by now we're outside laughing and hugging each other like we really ARE butt pirates. ;)

God damn, it's been fun here.

Don't you just love the things you say and do when you have been drinking.

And the moral of this story is DON'T CRASH A GAY PARTY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK. :1orglaugh

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Another thing I almost did when I was drunk was to put a SleazyDream tattoo right on my forehead. It seemed like a REALLY good idea. But I couldn't find my tattoos. I'd left them in a jacket pocket back at my room.

those tattoos get u respect

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Haha

I think you're the butt pirate

lol

he he he it was a wild party last nite, you couldnt move in there:1orglaugh

I hope you got some good pics.

I Love that word...BUTT PIRATE!!!
HA:winkwink:

So... your girlfriend came to rescue you from sure peril from the Butt Pirates of the Phoenix Forum?

gotta admit though...

you dont really walk into a black party (being white) and just ask some dude "are you a ******?"

butt pirates pretty offensive to gay people.

nothing more fun than shit like this though.

remind me to never take you to west hollyowood you gay bashing drunk! ;)

great story, i think we've all been there at one time or another heheh



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No, the real moral is:

Being drunk and insulting people is really funny - and makes you lots of friends and gains you a lot of respect.

never heard of BUTT PIRATE good one:thumbsup

i think you really are a butt pirate and that you really want 10" deep in your ass