Carnal Confessions
I just saw the worst porno movie, called Carnal Confessions. There's a serial killer running around killing newly engaged women, so there's really hot sex (not hardcore cuz its on tv), then a cutscene later the killer comes in and kills the girl and takes her ring. To top it all off, the two people who have sex the most are ugly! Ahh the reporter chick is skinny as heck with these small boobs with long nipples and tattoos everywhere, and the guy.. well he looked like he was dancing instead of having sex! I mean, come on, we know you're simulating it, you don't have to exaggerate every thrust like you're making your own slow motion scene! Ack!
All in all, I'd recommend you all stay away from this flick.
Mind you, you're all probably so jaded that 18+ tv porno wouldn't do anything for you anyway. In that case, I wish you all the best. :)
Nighty night all!
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