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Oracle Porn 04-01-2004 07:31 PM
Winners of the best biz advice thread - Over $1200 in cash and prizes!
 
Best biz/tip advice thread

I wanted to thank all the sponsors of this thread for all their prizes.... here is the prize list again...

TopBucks - one week in a top spot of the popunder console for teensforcash (2nd best selling site after milf seeker).

Adult.com & Playboy Cash - portable DVD player (Apex PD-450).

PhotoGregg Content - $250 worth of content from the store.

TrumpCash - $100 via paypal!

ATO Scripts - free copy of Gallery Admin


The winners are...*DRUMS*

#1 Doc911 - 2 prizes out of the 5
#2 maxjohan - 2 prizes out of the 3
#3 -=HOAX=- - 1 prize that's left

Please contact me to redeem your prizes!
Icq 94399723 or email oracle AT xcdmedia DOT com

Thanks for everyone who participated! Your advices are greatly appreciated! :thumbsup

And make sure to check out all the sponsors who donated those prizes with next to nothing in return! Show your appreciation! :thumbsup

digifan 04-01-2004 07:36 PM
Congrats to the winners :thumbsup

KRL 04-01-2004 07:37 PM
TrumpCash?

LOL, does Donald know about that one. I hope whoever runs that program has a good attorney.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

zentz 04-01-2004 07:38 PM
congratz

Shoehorn! 04-01-2004 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by KRL
TrumpCash?

LOL, does Donald know about that one. I hope whoever runs that program has a good attorney.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
HAHA, yeah, that's got lawsuit written all over it. Great name though.

Congratulations to the winners. :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 04-01-2004 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by KRL
TrumpCash?

LOL, does Donald know about that one. I hope whoever runs that program has a good attorney.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Am I missing anything?

Spunky 04-01-2004 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Oracle Porn


Am I missing anything?
What aren't you missing weasel? :321GFY

buddyjuf 04-01-2004 08:07 PM
awesome! congratz :thumbsup

buddyjuf 04-01-2004 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Oracle Porn


Am I missing anything?
:1orglaugh Yes, yes you are :1orglaugh

AudreyLive 04-01-2004 08:38 PM
Congrats guys!

Good work :)

Bigfuck 04-01-2004 10:08 PM
Congrats to the winners a great thread to read:thumbsup

chowda 04-01-2004 10:11 PM
that some good shit yo

Chris 04-01-2004 10:13 PM
i wonder if hoax will take the portable dvd player from lensman
h
aha

Oracle Porn 04-01-2004 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by JupZChris
i wonder if hoax will take the portable dvd player from lensman
h
aha
:1orglaugh
ill take it off his hands

icu33774 04-01-2004 10:17 PM
Could you please post what the winning thread was?

Oracle Porn 04-01-2004 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by icu33774
Could you please post what the winning thread was?
you mean winning posts?
ya sure give me a few...

Oracle Porn 04-01-2004 10:34 PM
#1
Quote:
Originally posted by Doc911
Work Hard Play Hard.

Put a full day of work in, get the most for your time.
Don't fuck around at all during your 8 hour day.

Put at least 10% of your gross back into your business. Not 10% of what you net. Its called tithing.

If you're failing to bring in money, change what you are doing. Its not working.

If something works and makes you money, do it again.

Give people a break, someone gave you one. Pay it back.

When work is over put it away. If you aren't happy your work will reflect it.

Party!!!! reward your efforts no matter how small with a gift to yourself.

Remeber Stephen Kings motto.

" All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. "
#2
Quote:
Originally posted by maxjohan
The Power of Creativity

A blind man sat on the steps of a building with a Hat by his feet and a sign that read:
"I am blind, please help".

A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to observe, he only had a few coins in his hat.

He dropped a few more coins into the hat and without saying anything, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a sentence on it.

He placed the sign by the blind man's feet and left.

That afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had re-written his sign and he wanted to know what did he write on it?

The publicist responded:
"Nothing that was not true, I just rewrote your sign differently".

He smiled and went on his way. The blind man never knew, but his new sign read:

"Today is Spring and I Cannot See it".


- Change your strategy when something does not go your way.
- Present yourself in a different way when things are not working out.
- A change in outlook can turn your life around.

:glugglug
#3
Quote:
Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I don't think I'm eligible to win. But here goes.


This simple yet complex practice will do more to maximize profits than just about any single other technique residing in a webmasters arsenal.

I could simply say, "target your traffic". But that simple phrase is one of the most basic mistakes I see in web based marketing today.

Each and every link a surfer clicks is a statement of what they want. The laws of demand and supply say that when a demand for something meets a supply of that same thing, money exchanges hands.

The holy grail of marketing is information about your prospective customer. As I stated before each link a surfer clicks is a statement of his desires. We are not in the business of advertising, we are not in the business of entertainment.

WE ARE IN THE BUSINESS OF CONVINCING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE THAT AN ORGASM, RIGHT NOW, IS WORTH A FEW BUCKS.

When building sites it is the rich man who loads his site with enticing questions and delivers content specific to each question answered with a click.

EDIT: TRANSLATION: Don't put amateur banners on a gallery full of trannies.

buddyjuf 04-01-2004 10:40 PM
I really like #2 :thumbsup

OzMan84 04-01-2004 10:41 PM
congrats to the winners

bufferover 04-01-2004 10:50 PM
Nice rewards
Congrats to the winners :thumbsup

montel 04-02-2004 12:14 AM
productive thread!

rounders 04-02-2004 01:43 AM
congrats to winners!

Mr. Marks 04-02-2004 03:03 AM
This is a educational thread!
nicely done!

Oracle Porn 04-02-2004 08:00 AM
none of the winners contacted me yet

maxjohan 04-02-2004 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Oracle Porn
none of the winners contacted me yet
great, I'm here now lol... shore this isnt a April Fools?

:)

maxjohan 04-02-2004 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bdjuf
I really like #2 :thumbsup
thanks :D

Doc911 04-02-2004 10:35 AM
Way Cool.

I'm ICQing you now!

maxjohan 04-02-2004 11:03 AM
Ok, what is left to me...

can I contact you by mail?

:glugglug

Doc911 04-02-2004 11:35 AM
I want the DVD player and the wife wants 100 paypal. haven't heard back from him yet.

Damn That was a cool contest

Lykos 04-02-2004 12:06 PM
Congrats:thumbsup

Doc911 04-02-2004 12:21 PM
Okay Oracle on ICQ. he seems like a nice person.

I'll have the dvd player and the topbucks popunder.

dvd is going in the van. I always wanted to watch porn on the way to Baton Rouge. Makes its so much more fun while the wife head is bobing up and down in my lap.

jhauser 04-02-2004 12:25 PM
Congrats to the winners. Doc911 good choice of prizes. Enjoy the TopBucks spot!

High Quality 04-02-2004 12:25 PM
I could use $1200 no dizzout.

Doc911 04-02-2004 12:27 PM
Think I'll put my Bang Bus & Back Seat Banger dvd in. That sounds like a good combo.

Oracle Porn 04-02-2004 12:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Doc911
Okay Oracle on ICQ. he seems like a nice person.

I'll have the dvd player and the topbucks popunder.

dvd is going in the van. I always wanted to watch porn on the way to Baton Rouge. Makes its so much more fun while the wife head is bobing up and down in my lap.
:1orglaugh cool

Trippekdick 04-02-2004 12:30 PM
congrats to the winners:)

wdsguy 04-02-2004 01:17 PM
congrats guys

maxjohan 04-02-2004 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Doc911
Okay Oracle on ICQ. he seems like a nice person.

I'll have the dvd player and the topbucks popunder.

dvd is going in the van. I always wanted to watch porn on the way to Baton Rouge. Makes its so much more fun while the wife head is bobing up and down in my lap.
I take gregg's content and $100 paypal, where do I apply huh?

:glugglug

maxjohan 04-02-2004 02:14 PM
Why do you never add me on ICQ...

:helpme

yuvalus 04-02-2004 02:20 PM
nice tips

Nicky 04-02-2004 02:26 PM
good posts guys, you deserv the prices :) Congrats!:thumbsup

Doc911 04-05-2004 10:26 AM
bump

erehwon 04-05-2004 07:02 PM
This is posted around the office, it really deserves first prize! :thumbsup

quote:
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Originally posted by maxjohan
The Power of Creativity

A blind man sat on the steps of a building with a Hat by his feet and a sign that read:
"I am blind, please help".

A creative publicist was walking by him and stopped to observe, he only had a few coins in his hat.

He dropped a few more coins into the hat and without saying anything, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a sentence on it.

He placed the sign by the blind man's feet and left.

That afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had re-written his sign and he wanted to know what did he hahahahaha on it?

The publicist responded:
"Nothing that was not true, I just rewrote your sign differently".

He smiled and went on his way. The blind man never knew, but his new sign read:

"Today is Spring and I Cannot See it".


- Change your strategy when something does not go your way.
- Present yourself in a different way when things are not working out.
- A change in outlook can turn your life around.


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Cyborg 2.0 04-05-2004 07:35 PM
i liked #2 it shuold be #1

silentkey 04-05-2004 07:36 PM
funny how the two biggest partners could only afford a shitty apex.


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