So I'm out on the balcony caressing my magic love wand
 

.... made a wish and *POOF*, a genie appeared. Gave me three wishes. I can only think of one thing I want, so



anyone got a good wish they need granted?


I got two left.

I need more pubic hair -- I look like a young Asian schoolboy down there.

stfu?

I wish for world peace

Genie says "Granted.. Cyborg 2.0 will now shut the fuck up."



Anyone else?

yes I want to make 200 thousand dollars so I can retire

I wish for everyones IQ to increase by 50 pts. I think this will solve many problems. Thank you in advance.

That would bring some people up to zero.


Is it really worth it?

I checked. It ain't gonna happen. I'm as disappointed as you are.


Sorry.

You have a point, but I still think it would be helpful. thank you.

the end of this thread

:1orglaugh

I'm being told to tell you to accept the fact that some things are beyond your control.

good health and a long life free of tragedy

"Magic Love Wand"???? :eek7

Magic Love Wand

http://www.midheaven.nl/media/LoveSpellWandBig.jpg

Image courtesy of Google Image Search with the key words "Magic Love Wand" :1orglaugh

me too and an end to world suffering like wars and hunger

I would wish for more wishes whenever I really needed them :2 cents:

I wish you'd give me 2 grand...

i'd like my own lane on the freeway.. :)

no one cares that you are lonely

so shut it

come up with a thread worth reading

:321GFY

well said :thumbsup

I keep rubbin my love wand and the only thing comin out is some pasty ass shit.......no genie :helpme

yes I would like 2 meet a new squiter before the week is up, tired of the one I date on and off now.

A might pissy today aren't we?




Take a happy pill.

Yeah, that's the ticket.



How would you deal with all the fuckers that would ignore the posted signs and clutter it up with their slow-ass shit heaps?