Dumb Ass award for today.
 

Man Burned After Firing Rocket Inside Car

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Shannon Kramer's plans to fire a rocket toward his girlfriend went awry when the firework ricocheted inside his car and dived between his legs, bursting in a display that burned hair and skin from his feet to his groin, police said.

Kramer, 35, told The Florida Times-Union he lit a fuse on the 6-inch-rocket, but wasn't able to get it out the window of his Ford Mustang before it went off.

Seconds later, after the rocket blasted around inside the car, Kramer was burned and temporarily blinded.

"I thought I was dead," he said. "I couldn't see, I couldn't hear. I went to stand up and I couldn't walk."

Kramer said he suffered second-degree burns and a cut on one leg. His eyelashes and a lot of body hair are gone and an outline of his sandals is burned onto his feet.

Jacksonville police were called to the explosion about 9:30 p.m. Sunday and were told a man who had been threatening his girlfriend with a bomb had a mishap.

Kramer said he was only playing a prank and was intending to fire the rocket out the window as he passed.

Police referred the case to the State Attorney's Office, but prosecutors declined to charge Kramer, police spokesman Ken Jefferson said.

Kramer said the rocket, which resembled a bottle rocket, was the diameter of a golf ball.

"I had a couple but this was the biggest," he said. "No more of those."

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People are fucking idiots.

Thats what he gets for being a dumbass... Dont play with fire. :1orglaugh

Fucktard's nowadays...

Yeah they are. :2 cents:

Who would have thought?

what a fuckin retard

I will predict he will eventually qualify for a Darwin Award.

:rasta

Great - it's not me again:321GFY

sheesh

Funny those types of fireworks are iiegal in Florida.

Well atleast Orange county I know for sure.

dumb shit, but it's funny

some people are so fucking stupid

To do something that stupid, I woulda laid dollars to doughnuts that he had a mullet -- musta shaved it before he took that pic...

well that was plain stupid to do. Sad part is he will porbaly try to sue someone now for his stupidity.

mother nature needs to get back on the ball with the natural selection thing

That is totally awesome. HAHAHA

Yeah right !

what a jackass :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Funny Shit!!

Dumb fucking mofo.

some people just need to get out more.... :1orglaugh

haha, what an idiot :1orglaugh

that guy is freakin moron

we need to see an iq test before we sell fireworks now, huh?

yea we just have to wait untill he manages to kill himself.. or is a failed death an honorable mention?

Again, I say: "never underestimate the power of stupidity.":1orglaugh

good job dumb ass

Damn:1orglaugh

Jack Ass

oh my god :NopeNope

Dumb ass