I'm finally coming out of the closet
 

wtf? i didn't post this...

ROFL OWNED

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I swear I didn't post it.

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Denial is a river in Egypt, Oh King of Denial.

So what - too many skeletons in that closet or mothballs?

As soon as you said "I like how he went in reverse" (on the other thread) I thought yep, he's got a little sugar in his tank.

Good to see you're coming clean.

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Not that there is anything wrong with it

It puts the lotion in the basket...

Can't a man admire another man's stroking technique without being labeled? :)

No. He. Cant.

I'm so straight I can bump this in my car without feeling weird. :winkwink:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

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Nope, not gay. In prison I'd rather have protection and give my behymen to one man rather than the entire general population. :)

:1orglaugh I don't actually listen to that song either. I'm secure enough in my manhood to look at wieners and comment on them.

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That's something I could have lived without. :helpme

And you also didn't make this post :winkwink:

You say that but you didn't have to keep watching.

OK maybe you are not "gay" but you sure seem "happy".

:D

Yes sir. I like to laugh.



Nothing wrong with being gay obviously. Squirrely was just having a laugh and trying to prove that I'm not as straight as him.

This thread is more than 10 years old. It was a copycat thread of something funny going on. Here's one with the same title from 2 days before this one. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ng-closet.html

See, I'm super straight! Thanks for asking. :D

Okay okay. You're straight. Yeesh.

great song :1orglaugh

Ok then... so from now on... act nice and gayish!

Theres nothing wrong being a gay. Hehe

congrats, now gfy

Damn how's it possible to forget

:) I won!

I would totally have sex with eddythedog though. https://gfy.com/20016625-post3.html

Eww you would do Eddy the Dog.. Bestiality ffs

His name is Damien. I'm not sure if everyone would know who I meant if I called him that.

The actual dog is a female so it wouldn't be gay. :winkwink:

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I like booty.

I don't think you know what you are other than a stoner.

You won a big fat sausage! =) Good thing it's what you like.

420 is the secure kind of straight guy you can take to a gay club with you and he'll be nothing but flattered @ guys who hit on him without being weird about it. He's completely straight and chill, your typical California straight bro!

How'd you know I was a stoner?

I like to pose my sausage with shoes on it. I had a joke about how small the shoes are but it sounds pretty creepy. :error


Told you I was straight, bro. :wetkiss

Come over! Bowl for a blow yo

umm I can't tonight, I have to wash my hair.

I'm psychic.

Is bitcoin going over 250 this month?

No, it isn't.

Thank you ma'am.


They all look straight to me.

Anytime. Remember, this is for entertainment purposes only.

Too late I sold. I expect you to cover any losses.

I'm not that kind of girl. I don't have the equipment you are seeming to prefer...but I forgot. You're really straight. *wink wink*

I stand by my vision!

You forgot to add "I am proud". Apparently gays are often "proud to be gay" for some reason when they announce that.