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MrJackMeHoff 03-30-2004 03:39 PM

how secure is your home???
 
Woo Hoo I own this thread now bi-otch!

myjah 03-30-2004 03:40 PM

not sure if any home is ever secure enough. we have motion lights all around, alarm installed, deadbolts on all doors. but if someone wants in, they are coming in

Edguy! 03-30-2004 03:42 PM

Not very...

Come one, come all...

kelly 03-30-2004 03:46 PM

Damn, I hate it when that happens :(

Steve 03-30-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
but if someone wants in, they are coming in
LOL
surprise asshole!

SAY HELLO TO MAH LIDDLE FREN!!!!!!

zigx 03-30-2004 03:51 PM

its all about karma.


i have all doors unlocked @ all times, i dont worry about shit, and im a nice guy.


bam, done

Gheenz 03-30-2004 03:52 PM

All you need is a dog and a 12-gauge!

chemicaleyes 03-30-2004 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zigx
its all about karma.


i have all doors unlocked @ all times, i dont worry about shit, and im a nice guy.


bam, done

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally posted by milhouse_dick
All you need is a dog and a 12-gauge!

MrJackMeHoff 03-30-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zigx
its all about karma.


i have all doors unlocked @ all times, i dont worry about shit, and im a nice guy.


bam, done


so uh... Where do you live?

Lace 03-30-2004 03:56 PM

All doors and windows open. Nice 9mm waiting by my side. :Graucho

zzgundamnzz 03-30-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve


LOL
surprise asshole!

SAY HELLO TO MAH LIDDLE FREN!!!!!!

You suggesting he get a M-16 with a grenade launcher, some henchmen, state of the art security system?

Didn't work for Tony :(

NaughtyJenn 03-30-2004 03:57 PM

very secure :) cant say much more but put it this way, you go near my place ur on camera :)

kelly 03-30-2004 03:57 PM

Until today I only had the chain on the gate, now I have a Yale lock (as well as dogs and guns!!!) and feel much more secure, who wants to take bets for how many days (or hours) until I forget my keys lol

Steve 03-30-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


You suggesting he get a M-16 with a grenade launcher, some henchmen, state of the art security system?

Didn't work for Tony :(

no - a shotgun is more than enough for home defense - I'm not looking to shoot thru walls and harm my loved ones

and since I'm not a filthy druglord piece of shit, I tend not to worry about heavily armed death squads storming my compound

fuzebox 03-30-2004 04:03 PM

I'm in an apartment building... The other tenants let people in all the time if they're walking up to the front door.

As for the door to my apartment, it's extremely flimsy and I bet I could kick it in with minimal effort.

As for the back side, I'm on a hill, so even if I'm on the 3rd floor my balcony is basically 2 stories off the ground... Pretty easy to climb up to, and I rarely close my windows or sliding door, even when I'm not home.

kenel 03-30-2004 04:07 PM

In America, we baricade ourselves behind locks, stash weapons, and live constantly in fear.

In Canada, they sleep with their doors unlocked.

"How secure is your home?" It's all a matter of opinion, perception, and fear induced by the media.

I for one, have several guns, locks, and fears--Funny isn't it? =P

Screaming 03-30-2004 04:13 PM

umm i have dead bolts and locks but no alarms, hell i live four blocks from a police station that has like 2 miles of coverage and 50 cops, and not to mention the thousand old people that leave in this town, not to many threats and i agree with the rest if they want in this house no alarm or camera or motion light is going to stop them but the 45 mm should

DrGuile 03-30-2004 04:18 PM

So you people are worried of someone coming in while you are there? (people with the guns)


.......




If Im a thief, Ill wait until you're out.....

I dont know anyone who was ever robbed while he was in the house.....

I mean, if you live in a cracktown maybe.... but otherwise, you're just paranoid, buying into the fear you're being sold.

Pornopat 03-30-2004 04:31 PM

My house is safely tucked away in the ghetto of Rotterdam.
No need to fear for robberies and stuff.
The whole neighboorhood is on the look out for me....:Graucho

Gabriel 03-30-2004 04:38 PM

My house is attached securely with 1" anchor bolts to a 12" concrete foundation.

erehwon 03-30-2004 05:00 PM

The bushes are trimmed, accent lighting have been added and will cast shadows against the house if anyone is hiding down there. The address is well lit so emergency personal can find the place if something did happen.

My house sits on a corner with three other NRA members, so if one of us is out of town, we keep an eye for it, and happily report anything out of the norm to the local (and very bored) police who usually show up en masse. :)

Anyone stupid enough to attempt an entry through anything besides the front door, will see the bright light of the Surefire forend, and less than a second later the muzzle blast of 00 buck from my Remington 870.

Any questions? :1orglaugh

Peaches 03-30-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenel
In America, we baricade ourselves behind locks, stash weapons, and live constantly in fear.

In Canada, they sleep with their doors unlocked.

I live in the US and I sleep with my doors unlocked, my keys and wallet are currently in my unlocked car and when the gas guy came by to relight my pilot lights when I wasn't home, he came on in and lit them :) And I'm willing to bet almost every household in my town owns a gun. :thumbsup

Peaches 03-30-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
My house is attached securely with 1" anchor bolts to a 12" concrete foundation.
What about the wheels?

kelly 03-30-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
So you people are worried of someone coming in while you are there? (people with the guns)


.......




If Im a thief, Ill wait until you're out.....

I dont know anyone who was ever robbed while he was in the house.....

I mean, if you live in a cracktown maybe.... but otherwise, you're just paranoid, buying into the fear you're being sold.

I don't care if someone breaks in and steals 'objects', but just over a year ago I had a 'friendly employee' break into my bedroom and attempt rape, I beat the fucker off me with an empty wine bottle and if he hadn't fallen down the stairs I may well have killed him.

The Heron 03-30-2004 05:14 PM

I have a bat and my two big balls, I'll beat some skulls you bother me fuckers!

The Heron 03-30-2004 05:22 PM

I have a bat and my two big balls, I'll beat some skulls you bother me fuckers!

Mr Pheer 03-30-2004 05:35 PM

wireless alarm with cellular backup, motion detectors, glass break dectors, cameras, attack trained german shephard, plus I may or may not be armed :)

icu33774 03-30-2004 05:40 PM

title of this thread should be "how safe is your thread":1orglaugh

erehwon 03-30-2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
wireless alarm with cellular backup, motion detectors, glass break dectors, cameras, attack trained german shephard, plus I may or may not be armed :)
Heh, may or may not be armed...

Ahh the joys of living in a shall-issue state, the Mayor of Chicago and the Gov. here don't think citizens shouldn't be able to fend off criminal scum on their own. :mad:

Mr Pheer 03-30-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
the Mayor of Chicago and the Gov. here don't think citizens shouldn't be able to fend off criminal scum on their own. :mad:
yeah thats just bullshit, I wont be a victim in my own home regardless of the law

I'd rather be judged by 12 than be carried by 6

zzgundamnzz 03-30-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve


no - a shotgun is more than enough for home defense - I'm not looking to shoot thru walls and harm my loved ones

and since I'm not a filthy druglord piece of shit, I tend not to worry about heavily armed death squads storming my compound

He deserves some props for killing half of them though :thumbsup


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