"Your Hair Looks Like SHIT"
 

Was minding my own business at a bar in Hollywood when a cute young thang walked up to me with a big smile on her face. She slipped something into my hand. I thought it was a condom and was feeling like quite the stud...

Then I saw it was a matchbook:
http://www.cockybastard.com/images/2004/hairshit.jpg

Fucking classic.

hehehe

rofl

Mouhahaha, funny!

lol thats great

was the matchbook and ad for a hair salon by chance?

:glugglug

i gotta get those, that is fucking great man, can you imagine the faces people have when they read that, would be worth seeing that kinda shit alone

:1orglaugh

fucking funny

Now thats a good one... I wonder where she got those?

LOL

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

This is the only quality pic based thread I've seen on here.

is your hair pink?

faggot.

Priceless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahahaha, thats pretty amusing ;)

HAHAHAHA! Dude, toooooo funny! She must have loved giving that one out! I mean, it wouldn't have been that funny if she handed it to a guy who's hair really looked like shit or someone who had no hair. But she scored good with you!

WTF?

Awww..that sucks. But it's funny.

Im curious if it is an ad for a hair salon. Because that would be a good idea...

WTF?

That would have been a good idea, but no. It just had that text and nothing else.

She actually apologized when she gave it to me. But it was too perfect with my crazy ol' head of pink. I was busting up.

Dont listen to what anyone says about your hair..I THINK YOU LOOK DAMN HOT...!!!:thumbsup

Your roots do look a little long in that pic honey ;)

wonder how long she'd been saving that to use at just the right moment?

owned?

hal, hal, hal... what will we do :)

lmao good stuff

http://www.cockybastard.com/images/2004/hairshit.jpg

it looks like it is starting to grow out, time to color it again.

So, was it an advertisement for a hair salon or something?

I think im going to make my own custom matchbooks...

Mine will say


" Nice shoes wanna fuck ? "

Nizzzice. I want that thing. For realz.

:1orglaugh nice one

u should have socked her in the face and said GOOD ONE BITCH

^------ just a joke btw.



IM RICK JAMES

why, thank you! :)

It definitely has that "head is on fire" look. :P

I gave her one of my personal cards so she would remember my shitty hair.
http://www.cockybastard.com/images/2004/cbcards1.jpg
(and, yes, I'm baiting the "faggot" comments)

That's funny Hal.

that bitch :(

killer boots man:thumbsup

hehe :Graucho

don't worry Hal, I like your hair. shoulda fired off some choice comments concerning her physical attributes, real or imagined. say something like she has bug eyes or smells like feet. even if un-true these types of accusations aren't as easily defendable as a bad hair comment, far more devastating/amusing.

*smile*
That's at Burning Man. Pink and blue fur is kinda my "Hug Warrior" uniform there. :P

I have been meaning to go to that sometime . . . . now I am not sure :winkwink:

awesome

aw, not everybody on the playa looks as wacky as me (but most do). If you are seriously considering, I highly recommmend ordering this movie ("Gifting It"). Gives a MUCH better idea of what the event is about:

http://giftingit.com/

Hal, I seem not to have one of your, uhm, business cards and I think I might need one for, uhm, business reasons. :Graucho

lol! You better be careful or your inbox is gonna be filled with HalSmut. Purrrrrr.

omg.

no shit though, she probably had that matchbook from forever and finally was stoked she found someone to pass it on to!

Congratulatrions hal, yer the lucky weiner!

Well, was SHE hot at least???

Lol I can dig it man... Though it kinda reminds me of a Furries type niche...

Also... I remember when Winston put out matches that said "Yeah I got a Tattoo, And No You Can't See It!" lol that was a good one..

You look like you're working on the production line at a food company, or you're about to take a shower... :Graucho

everyone needs a book of matches