| Col. Beauford D. Horton |
03-30-2004 12:49 PM |
"I don't know why. I was brought up in a teetotal household of fundie
xtians.. but over time, I came to love wine. hey, that rhymes. Its 5am and
I'm bottoming out on bottle #2 for the day.
As I said, my family was teetotal, but for some strsnge reason.. at 8 or 9
years old.. instead of playing cowyboys and indans or some shit like that...
I woiuld pretend I was driniking & smoking. No shit. I'd find mysel;f a
corner when my parents weren't around, then roll up a playing card and pour
root beer into a pint mug and sit there DREAMING of the day I could drink
and smoke for real. Fuck, when I was 11 i was rolling up leaves from the
garden in writing paper to smoke em.
perhaps some people are just BORN fucking fegenderates. Dont the scottish
hagfve a saying "a man was a smoker before he was born" or something like
that? its true for me.
Alcohol is my friend."
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Made that post to alt.drunken.bastards in 1998. It earned me an eternal spot in the "Hall of Bastards" drunken hall of fame, and a place on the quotes page.
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