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Juicy D. Links 03-29-2004 04:39 PM

Anybody else here lose their socks or underwear when they do a load of laundry?
 
Hmmmm

It seems that socks dissapear, my wife beaters dissapear and so on. I think its possessed or something. Its like there is ablack hole in there oe something. :(

dropped9 03-29-2004 04:40 PM

Beware of the chupacabra...

uvort 03-29-2004 04:40 PM

where the fuck do they all go, i have the same problem

GiantGnome 03-29-2004 04:41 PM

Sounds like theres a Juicy stalker stealing them!:1orglaugh

Sappy 03-29-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uvort
where the fuck do they all go, i have the same problem
Narnia.

Lace 03-29-2004 04:41 PM

Yeah I have the same problem....:(

KRL 03-29-2004 04:41 PM

Not mine but my son's do because he goes back and forth between 2 homes. Its a real pain sometimes.

Shoehorn! 03-29-2004 04:42 PM

The underpants gnomes take them.

Juicy D. Links 03-29-2004 04:43 PM

I am not even joking I bought like 9 wifebeaters last summer. Now i have 3 left . WTF happened to the rest?

nathan_f 03-29-2004 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sappy


Narnia.


damn that show rocked. :thumbsup

On-top 03-29-2004 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
The underpants gnomes take them.
:1orglaugh yep.

TheEnforcer 03-29-2004 04:53 PM

One of the truly great mysteries of all time!!

insanesurfer 03-29-2004 04:54 PM

Everytime I do my socks seem to lose one of them:(

Pornopat 03-29-2004 04:55 PM

Every guy experciences this.
I think women need single socks for some sort of
occult ritual...:2 cents:

rowan 03-29-2004 05:02 PM

I think I bought about 12 pairs of socks last year... I never have to throw out worn socks because they always disappear first. :( I have 2 1/2 pairs left.

kimzar 03-29-2004 05:20 PM

i think they all get together and hide out somewhere
I need lojack for my socks

Sappy 03-29-2004 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f



damn that show rocked. :thumbsup

Apparently it's coming back 2005. Hope it's true!

Odie 03-29-2004 05:23 PM

I used to wonder where they went but my dad had to open up the washer once and he found a shit load of socks once!! :(

rowan 03-29-2004 05:25 PM

Anyone have their pens go missing too?

We moved house recently and I expected to find a shitload that have disappeared in the past few years. All I found was one that my wife deliberately threw out.

I purchased a pack of 10 and they had all vanished within 6 months.

Jman 03-29-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie
I used to wonder where they went but my dad had to open up the washer once and he found a shit load of socks once!! :(
Yup they all in the back of the dryers Barrel ;-)

donkeypunch 03-29-2004 05:38 PM

it's the same as lighters...

there must be a huge storage warehouse full of lighters and socks.

MistressLuna 03-29-2004 05:39 PM

We just stopped wearing underwear and bought a bunch of sandals.

jhauser 03-29-2004 05:54 PM

I can prove that monsters exist. I have a sock monster living in my wash room. I have no idea where he hides as I have turned that room upside and down looking for my missing socks. He's very sneaky.

On-top 03-29-2004 06:28 PM

I actually think a couple a year completely disentigrate and end up in the lint screen.


:1orglaugh

exspamr 03-29-2004 06:30 PM

the only time that shit happened was when i was still living at home

Herb Kornfield 03-29-2004 06:30 PM

Check the dryer vents.....they do get into there.

uvort 03-29-2004 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sappy


Narnia.

Hey, gimme my socks back you goat bastard!

SleazyDream 03-29-2004 07:06 PM

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jmk 03-29-2004 07:09 PM

Hahhah yeah same happens to me
nice one :thumbsup

mardigras 03-29-2004 07:15 PM

They go to the planet of lost left socks. I learned that from these guys:1orglaugh
http://webmasterfreecontent.com/socks.jpg

WicKed NinJas 03-29-2004 07:18 PM

yea I lose socks all the fucking time..pisses me off...thats why I never wash my socks

mardigras 03-29-2004 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WicKed NinJas
yea I lose socks all the fucking time..pisses me off...thats why I never wash my socks
It's even more effective if you never take them off:glugglug

Oncle_Benny 03-29-2004 07:33 PM

hell yeah..always loosing my fucking socks!!!

myjah 03-29-2004 08:15 PM

im convinced that the sock industry is in cahoots with the washing machine/dryer industry. i lose socks like crazy!

The Sex Pusher 03-29-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
im convinced that the sock industry is in cahoots with the washing machine/dryer industry. i lose socks like crazy!
Look punk , you better just watch your mouth, before the sock mafia pay's you a little visit..

Think im kidding ???

http://www.texas-justice.com/affidavits/autopsysumm.htm

boardersweetie 03-29-2004 09:20 PM

I have issues with my panties dissapearing. It happened a lot when I was with my ex, and now it's happening again. I swear my men steal my underwear... wtf??

The Sex Pusher 03-29-2004 09:22 PM

I think juicy is pulling one of these....


http://www.glossynews.com/artman/pub...love-525.shtml

:1orglaugh

Screaming 03-29-2004 09:24 PM

i think that is a universal problem, i have started putting the socks in a seperate drawer and they come out in the wash later if you can beleive that

The Sex Pusher 03-29-2004 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
I have issues with my panties dissapearing. It happened a lot when I was with my ex, and now it's happening again. I swear my men steal my underwear... wtf??
I had a friend ( girl ) that had her panties go missing on several occasions, Then one day she came home and found a big fatty set of panties on her bed.. But she is like 80 pounds... Single mother 2 kids No bf .. wtf ... Now thats strange...

jhauser 03-29-2004 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I am not even joking I bought like 9 wifebeaters last summer. Now i have 3 left . WTF happened to the rest?
Juicy everyone wants a piece of your legend. People sneak in and steal them. I snuggle up to mine every night. :Graucho

Joesho 03-29-2004 10:02 PM

I have lost a load in my underware before does that count?

stephanie m. 03-29-2004 10:03 PM

Yes, that happens to me, everytime I do laundry.

kowntafit 03-29-2004 10:55 PM

I don't do the laundry. :)

reynold 03-29-2004 11:03 PM

I always lose a the other pair of my socks.
Since then, I do my own laundry when it
comes to socks and undies.


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